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 Canton, OH
Joined September 2018
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Rep. Tracey Mann (@RepMann) profile pictureRep. Tracey Mann
@RepMannSep 16
For four years under President Biden, our country suffered through chaos driven by higher taxes, increased spending, and greater government control. President Trump and @HouseGOP are working to restore fiscal responsibility and bring common sense back to Washington.
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City of brotherLeLove
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WAHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH
Penguins Jesus (@PenguinsJesus) profile picturePenguins Jesus
@PenguinsJesusApr 30
Whatever. Both teams were going to get dogwalked by Carolina.
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Pens fans in such shambles they’re pulling out section 9 of the rule book
Penguins Jesus (@PenguinsJesus) profile picturePenguins Jesus
@PenguinsJesusApr 23
Does someone happen to have an NHL Rulebook in braille for these referees? Dan Vladar has done this like three times tonight.
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Fantastic lineup of pee, poop, shit and ass
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVanceFeb 3
Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK teapawt.org/tpusa/status/201838393…
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Off a buzz ball teaching the function bizz buzz bop
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The only thing that can stop bad guys with Tylenol is good guys with Tylenol
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Ayyy leave me out of it lil bro‼️🙏🔥💀
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk5 Jun 2025
This is what he said about Jared
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How dogs view apartment complexes
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Me walking into Bill Pickles Tap Room the first time teapawt.org/flushingitpod/status/1…
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Jalen Hurts might be the Michael Jordan of Jayson Tatum’s
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Lil Wayne WEEZY F
@LilTunechi18 Jan 2025
I hate the cheating azz chiefs
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Feeling a chill in the air this morning, time to change my entire personality
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Górski Lion@gorski_lion31 Aug 2024
Beat West Virginia! W E. A R E.
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Barstool Penn State (@PSUBarstool) profile pictureBarstool Penn State@PSUBarstool20 Aug 2024
When you’re having a “name a random obscure Penn State athlete” competition, who is the first athlete that comes to mind?
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Felipe Cárdenas@FelipeCar17 Jun 2024
KSU’s pitch looks immaculate
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What the hell does this guy have to do with Drake?
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Usher halftime show #SuperBowl
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gg, @Braves…again ✌️
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The Lack of Respect The Show 'Jury Duty' Had For Kirk Fox Is a Slap In The Face barstoolsports.com/blog/3466…
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