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Bristol, United Kingdom
Joined October 2008
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Sorry X, I can't any more.
Every time I open this app I get a torrent of polarised, polemicised bile. None of the lovely, interesting stuff I joined for in 2008.
I'm uninstalling the app to stem the inflow of this bilge. I guess I'm still available for DMs.
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Lovely @sueperkins - was wondering what your response to this piece of news might be.
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Jason B. Standing retweeted
As with many roaming beasts, the dpd van is at it’s most vulnerable when drinking.
Yes,of course @ilovebacofoil - there's no reason that the roll of clingfilm I bought with the EasyCut system should be compatible with the EasyCut Cling Film Dispenser. It was a ridiculous assumption on my part.
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Every time I open a bottle of @ChocolateBlock_ it makes me think of @jeffreyjohnbell, who introduced me to it. Which is a shame because we drink loads of the stuff. Hey ho.
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Last night I mainlined Cunk On Earth. @gralefrit @JasonHazeley @missdianemorgan @charltonbrooker et al - you rock my world. Just breathtaking stuff.
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Spencer Metzger is the Chuck Norris of cooking, and I reckon he could easily win #GreatBritishMenu this year even though he's not competing.
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Jason B. Standing retweeted
If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service
Why are we supposed to be more concerned/outraged (according to Braverman) about the £1.3 billion/yr spent on handling refugees (and thus a "problem" that's being prioritised to "solve"), and not things like pissing away £4bn on unusuable PPE?
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Does anyone know how one can get through to a human at @British_Airways on the phone? We keep getting stuck in dead ends of the phone menu.
Join us next week on #GreatBritishBakeOff where our contestants make pumpkin soup, and show how to rewire a 13 amp socket.
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Ah blast. I got sand on my #lagavulin cap. @ Skaleta instagram.com/p/Ce3iz7NM2F6/… – at Arkadi, Greece
And I say this with the DEEPEST cultural sensitivity and respect, but, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? instagram.com/p/Ce3ZQ_TMM9Z/…
Oh @matsudairamen - what you do with noodles is basically sorcery. I don't really know how I'm supposed to enjoy other ramen places, now I've fallen under your delicious spell. @ Bristol, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CdyDOOxM0FH/… – at Bristol, England
