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knee deep in the passenger seat or whatever
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"
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Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne
Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN
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this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination
Alternative angle of the famous "Cybergoth Dance Party" video, showing more cybergoth dance moves to Early Hardstyle, ending where the famous one begins
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flungle by waboba
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Am sad to report that a friend and I went to a very authentic Hunan restaurant, added stinky tofu to our order, was told by the waiter "No that's only for people from China, you won't like it," we both said that we were excited to try it, received it, and in fact couldn't eat it
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She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
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Have a good night whatever you're doing... and don't forget to put your cocks back.
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Split pea soup more like Shit Pee Poop
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Now that was a CAT WALK
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hell yeah
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It's been a long time since we wrote the intro for 'War Pigs' in the late '60s and I still love playing every chord of it 🤘
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Thomas Tuchel has agreed to become England manager, as @TimesSport called. Tuchel and The FA have an agreement in place after fast-moving talks this week. Tuchel was instantly keen on the role when first approached and is set to earn a similar wage to Fabio Capello, in excess of £6m a year. Tuchel has been intent on returning to England since leaving Chelsea. A big selling point was not just his proven record of winning trophies, but experience working with some of England's players and overall knowledge of English talent. Tuchel's appointment is expected to be confirmed later this week.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Give us Muppets Pride and Prejudice with Gonzo as the narrator and a growling Brett Goldstein as Darcy, you cowards
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I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.
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*Taps sign*
“Kaos” has been canceled at Netflix after one season. The Greek mythology comedy series debuted in late August and starred Jeff Goldblum as the all-mighty Zeus. variety.com/2024/tv/news/kao…
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We have survived the first minute! Unlucky @BrentfordFC 🤫
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