Jerry Bowles

An Idea for Netflix: Saturday night chainsaw smackdown between Musk and RFKJr. (who once carved up a dead whale). Winner is whoever cuts off the other's balls first.

Did Mike Myers nail Elon or not? The verbal and physical gracelessness, the snippy condescension, the nervous insecure speech pattern, the obliviousness to others, the fake bravado, the insatiable hunger for attention. instagram.com/reel/DGr4tBssZ…

Is there any way to block Elon's posts in my feed? He's like the annoying neighbor who knocks on your door 200 times a day. It's almost like he doesn't have much of a real life.

Trump is complaining that Zelensky is underdressed? Has he noticed the clown with the gender-affirming hair and jawline, dressed in all black wearing a baseball cap and carrying around a kid like a trophy he won in a raffle into his most important meetings?

Wonder if Trump and Elon have the same dominatrix?

Isn't that a lowball glass with something distinctly bourbon-colored in it that Pete Hegseth is sipping in this clip. threads.net/@mollyploofkins/…

Do you suppose it's just a coincidence that the fight to cut off aid to starving black people is being led by a white South African immigrant apartheid manbaby?

Why can't this man simply say that he (and all of us) are very sorry about this tragedy and mourn the loss of life because we are one nation, under God, without launching into an uninformed and evidence-free political screed about diversity. Always the divider.

J6 "Patriots" Update: Matthew Huttle, shot and killed by police during a traffic stop after allegedly resisting arrest. Andrew Taake, “at large” for soliciting a minor online. Daniel Charles Ball in federal custody on an outstanding weapons warrant from Florida.

Anybody want to start a lottery on how long it will be before Pete Hegseth is caught drunk on the after he's confirmed.

How are those egg prices doing today?

I am so sorry that the children of MAGAts have to view this horrible display of civility and respect for institutions and traditions displayed in this peaceful transfer of power. Be strong. It won't last long.

Hearing summary: Rand Paul is dumber and more useless than Marjorie Taylor Green. Dog killer Kristi Noem badly needs a competent hairdresser.

Memo to GOP: It's time to take away Senator Grassley's car keys. @elonmusk

Donald Trump is still doing his campaign speech, droning on and on. Man doesn't know when to shut up. Somebody should tell him that he won and in 15 days all the crap he is complaining about will be his responsibility.

I loathe @LauraLoomer as much as anybody. She's an unstable nutjob. But, restricting her account on X proves conclusively that @elonmusk is a First Amendment liar.

Let's be honest. Who would willingly sleep with Matt Gaetz without getting paid?