For twitter reasons I must announce that I am not the real Jared

Joined April 2021
Climbed the volcano n that
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Dusan Tadic vs Real Madrid (A) UCL • RO16 | 18/19
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Manchester United fans will welcome back the historic Stretford End ‘ticker’ for Saturday’s home game against Tottenham Hotspur. The flag first appeared hanging from the newly built upper tier of the Stretford End in 2000 with ‘24 YEARS’ — marking when rivals Manchester City had last won a trophy, their 1976 League Cup triumph — but was taken down after City won the FA Cup in 2011, by which time it had risen to ‘35 YEARS’. 📝 @AndyMitten 🔗 nyti.ms/4hQe4ZQ
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Motor Neurone Disease traps you inside your body, stripping away the life you love. Help us stop it.
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Kompany in these clips, oh dear God.
A thrilling encounter against Manchester City in 2013-14 ✊🔴 #LIVMNC
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Roberto Firmino but it's only backheels
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This is wild, before Messi made that free kick, some fans talked shit to him, and he told them to watch this, scored, turned around and celebrated right in front of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PREMIER LEAGUE WINNER ALY CISSOKHO
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HOTEL LOBBY but the beat is Hotel California
if the migos were transported to the 70s and they still made the same music do you think they’d be the most influential group ever
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Replying to @Ludo4PF
The whole situation is hilarious 🤣
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Nah Jamie LOOOOOOOOOL He’s a good sport about it at least! Haven’t we all indeed! @CBSSportsGolazo
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The Reds in Europe ❤️ A new chapter begins ✊
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This will become known as the September 11 tragedy.
1-0 amateur MMA fighter Cole Johnson announced he’s fighting a full-grown chimpanzee live on September 11
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Ooh, Netflix friends. THE INBETWEENERS 3. Now filming.
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Lo mejor del video no es que aparezca un león a upa en una cancha de futbol sino que el periodista le ponga el micrófono esperando a que diga algo
Em 2000, em uma partida de futebol na Romênia, um torcedor apareceu em uma entrevista com um leão de verdade.
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This might be the most insane footage of anything I've ever seen in my life
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You might be having a bad day but somewhere out there a guy is about to find out the met just blew up his car
🚨 BREAKING: The Met Police carried out a controlled explosion on an unattended car outside St Pancras "Following a controlled explosion, it has been declared non-suspicious"
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Replying to @muxsin2003
Ali put that bins as well like I was in shock. Same time Alisson in 21/22 is one of the highest peaks of a keeper I’ve ever seen. Someone made a comp and I just couldn’t believe it
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can you imagine the thrill of getting this idea, singing it through for the first time, and realizing that it scans properly?
If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time
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Imagine how hot Ronaldo’s head was when he’s stinking up el clásico and at halftime all he hears are his teammates talking about how to stop Messi because he’s too good
🚨🗣️ Sami Khedira: “Preparing for games was hilarious. We spoke 2 minutes about Barcelona and then 40 minutes about Lionel Messi. He prepared for every single detail. He would change players, sometimes Pepe was the 6, sometimes Ramos. The most important thing was to stop Messi.”
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Nobody else in Europe finishes that hoofball idc
LEO MESSI IS BACK. FIRST GOAL AFTER THE WORLD CUP.
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