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Mac’n’cheese is a vegetable. I like and retweet a lot. My team tweets for me. Married.

Detroit, ✋🏻
Joined February 2011
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If I send you this it means I believe in nothing except hats.
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I want you Dune 3 trips to the polls today!
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If your pastor didn’t mention the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald yesterday, find a new church.
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I am strongly voting no on Ohio statehood. Not on my watch!
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It must be terrifying to be stupid. That’s why I always check my kids’ candy ingredients for “Islamization”
As your governor, I’ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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The Trump Admin is one of the most corrupt in American history. So saying that that his Admin is “guided by an unwavering faith in Jesus Christ” is a classic case of taking the Lord’s name in vain. whitehouse.gov/briefings-sta…
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"Good catch! Jon Husted does have a nice ass."
JUST IN: House Democrats demand access to President Trump's conversations with Grok.
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"It’s akin to the government taking $290 from each American taxpayer and then handing about $25,000 to each farm—all financed through borrowing at increasingly high interest rates." (And that's not even all of it!)
My latest for @TheDispatch tallies & laments the $46B in unilateral, blatantly-political support that Trump has given American farmers to offset the harms of his own tariff & foreign policies. It's all very bad - and there's likely more to come. thedispatch.com/newsletter/d… (🎁)
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Hey quick question why is your employee working late into the evening—to the point he can’t even put his kids to bed—then needing to work at 5 am the next morning but despite that workload unable to afford his mortgage on that salary?
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Raise the premiums, gut the coverage, get that rubber stamp from regulators, add a little paprika and you got yourself a stew.
Surprise.. our health insurance premiums are going up 20%+ next year, and coverage is getting worse. That's at least the third year in a row that has happened. Has anyone figured out how to beat this?
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Talafreako wants to change the state name to “Texyaaass”
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So Jared Kushner is found by Dutch intelligence to have taken nearly a billion dollars in bribes. Why is no one reporting on this
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Super neat talking about it in broad generics instead of just rallying your colleagues to do something about stopping a war 70% of the country wants nothing to do with.
Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election. Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
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I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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That’s right — now we get it. Also don’t forget that the deportees are likely to be Christians fleeing persecution.
So let me get this straight… a corrupt foreign criminal fleeing his country gets a US visa but the law-abiding construction worker who’s been here for 20 years contributing to our society gets deported
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Now quit whining and thank us because the GDP grew at a rate of 3.4% in Q3!!
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Awesome answer.
Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
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Dearborn is the funniest boogey man to me. Been here for 15 years and nationally people keep talking about the most boring suburb ever that locals never talk about.
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Regulators when billion dollar "regulated" monopolies need to raise their prices
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