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The water doesn’t get warmer if you jump late

Joined August 2012
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Late nights mixed with early days🦉
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omo (@rtchromaaeraa) profile picture
omo@rtchromaaeraa11h
EASY!
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@vzzeoOct 31
my girlfriend told me a guy at the gym asked for her number and apparently i responded incorrectly
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plastic man is theoretically a lot stronger physically but reed would just shoot him with the fuck plastic man gun he built 2 minutes ago
🧌JungleRock (@JungleRockan) profile picture🧌JungleRock
@JungleRockanNov 1
Who is stronger, Mr.fantastic or plastic man?
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Mrnoga@mrnoga2314h
that’s my pornstar 👏 finish him with your pink cap 🔥
FAIRME DAVID (@FAIRME_DAVID) profile pictureFAIRME DAVID@FAIRME_DAVID16h
Quite rich coming from you that has hustled front and back of Nollywood and tried multiple times to be on the same show and it didn’t work out. Sit it out with your small prik.
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Replying to @StreetFashion01
Dating past 2020
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@karankendre22h
Me buying a MacBook with 128GB of RAM just to run AI models locally Sam Altman :
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Bro hug her o!!!! Hug her tight!!!!
Kwame (@KwameA__B) profile pictureKwame@KwameA__B20h
Time flies but someone is aging like fine wine and it’s not me 🍷
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Told my boss I'll be sick on 19th november and he replied "me too"...
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If a man can let me blindfold him, he will see wonders…
kenz (@macnkeese) profile picturekenz@macnkeeseOct 31
I’m a freak but I’m also shy
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@Polymarket14h
JUST IN: Anthropic bans Claude Code from recreating existing video games amid a viral trend of developers using AI to reverse-engineer popular games.
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if u deep it minato died thinking he was top 1 lmfaooo
ƶak (@Zakashiii) profile pictureƶak
@ZakashiiiOct 31
“This Madara guy kinda overrated dawg idk”
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😨@narumimika4o17h
>Island in Aot named as Paradis >Its literal fucking hell
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imagine seeing this dude but you haven’t watched jjk just some random homeless nigga covered in receipts
Loke🌻 (@InsaneLoke) profile pictureLoke🌻@InsaneLokeOct 31
Met Reggie Star from Jujutsu Kaisen and he gave me a vodka shooter
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I don die ke 😭😭😭
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Martins Rashford (@heisMartinsutd) profile pictureMartins Rashford
@heisMartinsutd13h
Bro e don tey wey I open my Lagos life o🤣
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“YES, CHEF.” 🐻 Happy Halloween y’all 🎃
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There comes a time in a man’s life where everything you lay your hands on just works. I pray we have the wisdom and resources to make the best of it.
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update on the strap situation: i used it on her and during the sesh she moaned her ex’s name out loud 😃
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@sickdotdev21h
Playing Jenga with sticks of RAM because fuck Sam Altman.
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@UTDSlyy10h
MANCHESTER UNITED ARE UNBEATEN IN NOVEMBER!!!
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Love is patient.
Amaratomi❤️‍🔥👸🏾♨️ (@amaratomi) profile pictureAmaratomi❤️‍🔥👸🏾♨️@amaratomi23 Aug 2024
Men will flirt with you anywhere, sir we in a hospital.
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