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carita de angel, espiritu de zorra // RJH🩷

Miami, FL
Joined August 2009
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Satellite girl - lee burridge
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Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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me and the other 3 miami cubans who voted blue
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already voted talarico 100 times and el-sayed 137 times and got 58 abortions this morning. i’m doing my part, are you?
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Why did she know everything?! 😂
2chainz think he rick james
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If I send you this not only am I flaking on plans but I’ve coordinated new plans with the opp
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they’re paying her like she’s getting 12.5 sacks 25 tfls every year
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white people & Mexicans
How the hell Kanye be selling all them Tickets lol
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ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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haley stevens just became the dylan larkin of US politics
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This is why kids can’t take accountability today look at the parents.
My kid just got uninvited to a birthday party that I was late RSVPing to. I get that RSVPing is polite, and I should have RSVPed in a timely manner (there was no deadline given) ... But I feel like my kid got snubbed and I'm ticked. How hard is it to cut an extra slice of cake?
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Another failed puppet to live in Miami
Flávio Bolsonaro: “I say that I didn't leave Brazil. I left for Brazil.”
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No one truly does Halloween better than her
Heidi Klum arrives as a severed human hand at her Halloween party in New York City
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Their mom is 34 she’s tryna go out tonight.
fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later
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May be the first time in history a Zionist bombed and no children were killed.
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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I love when the WNBA and MNBA teams from the same city share a theme. Washington: Mystics & Wizards Phoenix: Mercury & Suns Golden State: Valkyries & Warriors and now… Houston: Comets & Rockets
Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. ☄️
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Having a younger sister taught me girls are doing these CIA-level psy-ops on eachother by their early teens. It's crazy.
Id fucking slime everyone out
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Nunca houve ninguém na minha linhagem q fumou tanta maconha como eu
eu com um baseado 7 hora da manhã
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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All the time we talk about boys being fed incel content meanwhile young girls are being fed content filled with stuff like this by grown birds looking to expand the aviary
come get these kids!!! 😭
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I was thinking this too. Like has it ever dawned on some of you that your kids need a break *from you*
I used to beg my parents to go out and have fun without me! I promise your kids will be okay for 39 hours away from you.
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