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A seemingly mundane trip to a Romanian flea market in 2017 turned into a record-breaking historical discovery when a passerby spotted a strange metal device on a folding table. The unsuspecting seller offered it as just a complicated old typewriter for a mere 100 euros, completely unaware of what he actually possessed. 1/4🧵
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A sub transept is a smaller transept further east than the main transepts- a uniquely English feature we find them at Salisbury, Lincoln & here at York, where they do not stick out from the choir but raise up through the vaults.
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If any of you want to see the Venetian portion of our recent holiday, check out Prime TV, search for Grand Cruises and watch episode 1 - it’s the exact ship and cruise we took before boarding the train for the Balkans
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It's a major black mark on the Catholic Church that we've allowed Fernando III of Castile and Leon (1199-1252) to be almost forgotten. He's one of the greatest men ever to pick up a sword—and a canonized saint. Fernando never lost a battle. He took back more territory from the Moors than any other Spanish king during the Reconquista: Cazorla, Úbeda, Córdoba, Niebla, Huelva, Écija, Lucena, Oriheula, Murcia, Arjona, Mula, Lorca, Cartesian, Jaén, Alicante, and then Sevilla. Along the way he reclaimed the Bells of Santiago de Compostela taken by al-Mansur a couple centuries before. In battle he always took the lead, declaring he'd never expose his vassals to more danger than he exposed himself. By the end of his campaigning only Granada remained, and they were paying tribute to Fernando. El Santo planned an expedition to North Africa to finish the job completely, but died before he could launch it. And, like I said, he is a saint, known during his lifetime, as El Santo. Fernando often worried his men with his habit of keeping all-night prayer vigils before a battle. His efforts liberated countless Christians from Moorish and rescued souls from apostasy. On top of all this, he was a great lawgiver, patriarch, and friend—really the complete man, not the kind you allow to be forgotten. Art by Antonio Palomino—
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Waymo vs Tesla solving autonomy
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Every time a German Messerschmitt pilot wanted to escape a Spitfire on his tail, he did the same thing. He pushed the nose down. In a dive, the German engine kept running — it used fuel injection. The British Spitfire's engine cut out. For one and a half seconds the Merlin went dead, the aircraft shuddered, and by the time it caught again the German was gone. Worse: if a German was behind a British pilot and the British pilot dove to escape, the German could follow and keep shooting while the British engine was silent. Pilots were dying because of a carburetor. The engineers at Farnborough knew about the problem. They were working on a long-term solution — a redesigned carburetor that would take years to perfect and manufacture. A woman named Beatrice Shilling fixed it with a washer. She was born in Hampshire in 1909 and was the kind of child who spent her pocket money on Meccano sets and tools. At fourteen she bought her first motorbike. Her mother, with the inspired instinct of someone who understood what her daughter actually was, found the Women's Engineering Society and arranged an apprenticeship at an electrical firm. She went to Manchester University — one of the first two women ever to study engineering there — graduated with a degree in electrical engineering, stayed another year for a master's in mechanical engineering, and in 1936 joined the Royal Aircraft Establishment at Farnborough as a scientific officer. By the late 1930s she was one of the best carburetor engineers in Britain. She was also one of only three women to hold the British Motorcycle Racing Club's Gold Star — awarded for lapping the Brooklands racing circuit at over 100 miles per hour on a motorcycle. She had reportedly told her future husband, an engineer named George Naylor, that she wouldn't marry him until he earned his own Brooklands Gold Star first. He earned it. They married in 1938. The problem with the Merlin was specific and lethal. The SU carburetor used a float chamber to regulate fuel flow. Under negative g-forces — the forces experienced in a sudden dive — the fuel flooded to the top of the float chamber and starved the engine for 1.5 seconds. Just enough time for a German pilot to turn the tables entirely. The RAF had known about this since the Battle of France. The formal solution — a redesigned pressure carburetor — was in development but wouldn't be ready for years. Shilling was thirty-one years old, working in carburetor research, and she designed a fix in weeks. A brass thimble with a precisely calibrated hole in the center — later simplified to a flat washer — fitted inline in the fuel line just before the carburetor. It restricted maximum fuel flow to just enough to prevent flooding without cutting off power. The key breakthrough: it could be fitted without taking the aircraft out of service. No downtime. No factory return. The old guard at the RAE looked at it and called it a plumbing fix. They called her a plumber. The first batch of 5,000 units was made by a Birmingham firm that normally manufactured plumbing fixtures, which they found embarrassing. The RAF pilots who flew Spitfires with Messerschmitts on their tails called it something else. They called it Miss Shilling's Orifice. With deep affection. By March 1941 she had organized a small team and was personally touring RAF fighter stations across England — traveling between bases on her old racing motorcycle — fitting the device to every Merlin engine they could reach. Squadron leaders all over the country were demanding installations. The word spread faster than the official channels could keep up with. The Germans noticed. They couldn't explain why British fighter pilots had suddenly started following them into dives. They were baffled by the new aggression. They didn't know about the washer. The restrictor remained in use until 1943, when the full pressure carburetor finally arrived. It had kept British pilots alive for two years in the middle of the war they couldn't afford to lose. After the war she worked on the Blue Streak missile. She studied what wet runways do to braking distances. She helped design a bobsled for the RAF Olympic team. In 1967 she solved overheating problems on an Eagle Mk1 Formula 1 car. She never received a top promotion at the RAE. Such positions, she was told, were for men. She received an OBE in 1949. The citation said "services to aviation." It did not mention the washer. She retired from the RAE in 1969. She kept racing motorcycles and sports cars. She modified and tuned both in her home workshop until she couldn't anymore. She died on November 18, 1990. She was 81. The Battle of Britain is one of the most documented events in British military history. Hundreds of books. Dozens of films. Memoirs by the pilots who flew in it. Almost none of them mention the carburetor problem. Almost none of them mention her. The pilots who benefited most never knew her name. They just knew that when they pushed the nose down, the engine kept running.
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The writer asks…”Where did it go so wrong for Portland?” What’s funny? They needed to ask.
Downtown Portland keeps taking BRUTAL hits... The 174 room Hotel Zags just sold for $10M - a MASSIVE ~79% haircut from the $47.5M Pebblebrook Hotel Trust paid in 2013 Here's the kicker: The hotel is in the HEART of downtown Portland, steps from major attractions and public transit The seller invested ~$7M renovating and repositioning the hotel just a few years ago, only to sell it for a fraction of its original purchase price... I visited Portland recently, and honestly, the challenges downtown are hard to ignore Where did it go so wrong for Portland? Stay tuned and follow for more commercial real estate deals trading at massive 'discounts'
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Doctor: Describe your average night? Me: They wear suits of armor. Doctor : No , I mean at bedtime. Me: They probably take it off.
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Whoever did this did a good job. Keep them coming.
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Tesla has released new FSD (Supervised) safety data. Miles per major collision: • Teslas Driven With FSD (Supervised): 6,006,200 • Teslas Driven Manually (Active Safety Features): 2,031,221 • Teslas Driven Manually (No Active Safety Features): 845,915 • U.S. Average: 660,164 Total major collisions: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 1,579 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 17,775 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 239 • U.S. average: 4,989,713 Total miles logged: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 9,483,790,215 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 36,104,958,020 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 202,173,600 • U.S. drivers overall: 3,294,031,000,000 Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) engaged experienced ~9x fewer major collisions than those driving without it on. This is North America data across all road classes (highway and non-highway). The data reflects a rolling twelve-month aggregation of miles and collisions.
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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Hope you don’t mind your new retirement plan…..
Passengers on an ‘endless’ world cruise have been told to leave residential ship Villa Vie Odyssey with all their belongings in Cambodia after the company said it was 'unable to secure the fuel necessary to continue operations'.
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GM - twisty bacon and a truffled egg on a toasted English muffin.
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How long until the NFL game will have no humans and be the Tesla Eagles versus the Anthropic Cowboys?
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Gotta say, I’m not a fan of the NFL displaying percentages/probabilities on the field during each play. I know they want to push sports gambling, but just show the damn game.
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Tried to work a vacation for our grandsons in Alaska next summer, but getting booked anywhere was difficult. Just booked 10 days next summer at the Hale Koa in Waikiki, so I guess we’re doing Hawai’i
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Octagon chapter houses are a uniquely British architectural form. Westminster, wells, Salisbury, Southwell and here at York. This building of the 1280s is the largest of them all- at York the builders always wanted the biggest in England
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Guess today’s fun in the smoker…. #twittersupperclub
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If your surgeon walks in wearing white Beatle boots and bell bottoms, better just leave
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In the very near future Tesla robots will take care of elderly people in their homes for less than $400 a month. Cooking, cleaning, assisting with daily care, everything they need. Brought to you by capitalism, not socialism.
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