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Celery string choking incident survivor

Decatur, GA
Joined September 2011
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Woke up morning after & my penis was just gone. Just gone. Dems works fast
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woke 3 is gonna rule we're giving everybody neopronouns and a gun
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Just voted to legalize shawarma law that shit is gas
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Future hall of famer and best guard of the past decade. Insane cope from Indy fans.
Nelson was a great Colt and a catastrophically bad draft pick.
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"How can we ruin things even more on our way out" absolute failure of a generation
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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Do you listen to yourself speak? Like literally 0.5% of the population takes up 99% of your bandwidth. No one wants to trans anyones kids.
Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to trans your kids.
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Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to trans your kids.
When I vote for a Democrat, @DavidJollyFL, for the first time in my 41 years of life this November, it will not be because my values have changed, but because my party has abandoned our values for the sycophancy of a transactional leader who has none. I made a personal commitment to vote for @MBeltranFL when he first considered this #FL16 race, and I want to keep my word, but I’m a few more red hats, Trump mailers, and fill-ups away from taking a mulligan and voting for @KathyCastorFL. Why? Because Mike, for whatever reason, has made @realDonaldTrump his identity in this race instead of the principled conservative independence that set him apart in Tallahassee.
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What if we all took the next month and a half off of work. Bet we could solve this problem pretty quickly
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says tomorrow’s House votes are canceled, and lawmakers will likely leave after tonight’s votes for a recess lasting until after the November midterms. VIA: @BillMelugin_
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BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says tomorrow’s House votes are canceled, and lawmakers will likely leave after tonight’s votes for a recess lasting until after the November midterms. VIA: @BillMelugin_
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How it feels watching a Falcons game
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Holy shit this goes all the way to the top
Falcons WR Olamide Zaccheaus will be Atlanta's emergency QB vs. the Steelers behind Cooper Rush and Jack Strand, per @adamschefter 🚨 Zaccheaus will also serve as the team's third-string RB, with Bijan Robinson and Brian Robinson as the only two active RBs 😮
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Getting out in front of the impending water shortage
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4cyGki3
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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4cyGki3
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Fucking pathetic
We’re on it, Mr. President! The places and waters that border our nation and support our economy should reflect the greatness of the United States. @USGS maps our country for the world to see, and we are PROUD to implement your Executive Order to rename LAKE AMERICA. 🇺🇸
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Jonathon Ray retweeted
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning
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They are not capable of that and we've had them embargoed for decades. Marco Rubio thinks you're all idiots and a lot of you are.
JUST IN: Marco Rubio declares Cuba is the "leading sponsor of radical leftism and Third Worldism in the United States."
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Lmao. Rofl even
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Jonathon Ray retweeted
women underestimate a good dick sucking man. you’ll be thinking bout sum elite for weeks.
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Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.
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