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3rd 90 survived Sharpness and better performances will come but I’m just happy to be back and able to play again❤️🙏🏽
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You know what's worse than a lazy employee? A high performer who has stopped caring. Corporate life has a funny way of turning ambitious people into people who just want to go home.
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Never forget. Israel allowed Oct 7th to happen, took 6 hours to respond and then responded by killing their own citizens. They gaslit us for 3 years playing the victim while murdering children.
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Greenwood stopped playing football for 2 years, came back and still got to 100 club goals before Saka?
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It’s almost like they have the same father and mother.
they look almost identical oh my god
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This woman is a perfect example of where things went wrong as a society over the last decade
Twinks and Omar try to settle their differences #BBUK
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"We create a pretend world. We are a global production company: We write the screenplay, we're the directors, we're the producers, we're the main actors. And the world is our stage.” Mossad Agent - CBS News, 2024
NEW: Netanyahu comes face to face with Yaniv, one of the Flydubai passengers who sprang into action as the plane plunged. Netanyahu says Yaniv broke into the cockpit with a crew member and helped overpower a pilot who had stabbed the other pilot and apparently tried to crash the aircraft. New photos now capture the two meeting in Israel after the passengers made it safely home.
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> Netanyahu expected to lose election > He’s still facing 7 criminal charges > He takes a trip to the UAE this week > He returns to Israel after 6 hour meeting > He warns of terror plot before elections > Iranians respond saying they are not planning attack & Netanyahu is just trying to cancel the elections > 24 hours later flight FZ1073 takes off from UAE to Israel > Attempted hijacking & 9/11-style terrorist attack on flight > Israeli special ops on board thwart attack > Netanyahu immediately convenes security cabinet meeting All too predictable…
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Who’s that handsome bloke
You’re a runner my guy.
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Yh ur shit I cooked you the other day get better
Hey guys my end of #fc27 team, I’m getting off. It’s flipping embarrassing this is the worst start I’ve had since I started playing FUT; I’m not going to turn on a game I keep losing to fidget spinning glitch using fucks 😂 Hate to say it we all used AI defending in some way 😂
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First 90 in over 2 years 🙏🏽 praying my health issues are all behind me now and can get back to doing what I love at the best of my ability. Gods plan 🙏🏽❤️
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Hate fat children. Why u crying over food
The dad was supposed to just sniff it & let go 😭😭
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Played in England for 5 years and still can’t speak the language 😭😭😭 Argentinians might be the dumbest humans on this planet
Why Enzo chose the number 17 🗣️🩵
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Should be a criminal offence. Fat fucking cunt.
Literally cannot move and thinking of bed already Ordered a Toby Carvery delivery along with chocolate fudge cake and custard
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Does anyone else get irrationally irritated by the fact that Americans as a nation of over 300 million people still can't figure out that the saying is "Couldn't care less" And saying "Could care less" implies you actually do care.
Herb could care less when you boo him 😂
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Mis colegas : “Vamos a jugar unos 2v2 de chill bro “ , el 2v2 en cuestión :
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fork found in kitchen
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Argentinian Football Federation has declared its full support for Gianni Infantino.
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This is what I fucking mean. You’d go training on a Saturday morning, come home, slap on Soccer AM then watch the early kick off, then SSN, then the late game, bang some fifa in between and the rest of the evening. Then Sunday; wake up MOTD, Sunday League, then Super Sunday… 🥲
I feel sorry for people who didn’t grow up in this era… This was football in its prime 😢🤩
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“This is impossible” Shows a screenshot of the most possible thing in human history
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