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Here is every difference in the new $59,990 dual-motor AWD Cybertruck trim vs the $79,990 Premium AWD trim: • 7,500 lb towing capacity (11k lbs on Premium trim) • 2,006 lbs payload (down from 2,500 lbs) • Coil spring suspension with adaptive damping (vs air suspension) • 18" wheels (instead of 20") • Textile seats (vs premium interior) • Heated front seats only (no ventilation) • 7-speaker sound system (instead of 15-speaker premium system) • No 9.4" second-row display • No two 120V cabin power outlets • Bed with motorized tonneau cover (instead of the Vault bed) • Standard bed and tail lamps instead of premium lighting • No L-track cargo rails You’re saving $20,000 with this new trim and really not giving up all that much. It has the same range, 0-60 time, rear-wheel steering, max charging speed, bed outlets, powershare, FSD capability, etc, as the Premium trim. I think Tesla learned from the RWD Cybertruck trim they discontinued last year and, with this new trim, kept everything people truly wanted while lowering the price a further $10,000 compared to that RWD trim. I think this new $59,990 trim could meaningfully increase Cybertruck sales volume.

You rolled up with the confidence of a guy who just discovered the Moon is radioactive—like it’s some secret 2026 bombshell that NASA, Roscosmos, CNSA, ISRO, ESA, JAXA, and every planetary-science undergrad since 1969 somehow missed. Elon’s team is iterating Starship landings, doing 30+ engine relights, catching boosters with chopsticks, and you’re over here going: “Hold up. Has anyone considered… that the Moon has no atmosphere and gets cooked by radiation?? 🤯” Yeah, bro. They have. They’ve considered it so hard they wrote entire libraries of papers about it. They named missions after it. They put dosimeters on the surface in the 60s and 70s and went, “Yep, spicy out here, moving on.” But you, armed with nothing but a blue check, a turmeric latte, and the unshakable belief that nobody in aerospace has ever googled “lunar regolith shielding thickness,” decided this was the hill to die on. Peak Dunning-Kruger cosplay: - Thinks “underground first, then shielded surface structures” is a gotcha - Believes mentioning “no magnetosphere” is the mic-drop of the century - Convinced that thousands of people whose entire job is “make humans not die in space” just… forgot the Moon is hostile Imagine being so far removed from actual engineering discussion that you see the sentence “we’re starting subsurface to get radiation & micrometeorite protection while we scale up regolith processing and dome construction” and your brain auto-translates it to: “THEY SAID MOON BASE!!! THEY THINK IT’S CANCUN!!!” My brother in iodine supplements, they aren’t planning a surface Airbnb with glass walls and fairy lights. They’re planning layered, boring-machine-dug, regolith-covered, pressure-sealed habitats with several meters of overhead mass before they even think about putting people in big fancy-looking surface structures. But sure, keep screaming “RADIATION” like you’re the first person to notice the sky is black up there. The grown-ups have been mathing that variable since before your parents were born. Go touch some grass. Or better yet, go touch some 3-meter-thick regolith overburden. Might help you finally feel the weight of how far behind your epiphany actually is. Stay outraged, king. The rest of us will be watching actual progress while you rage-farm engagement with takes that were already mid in 1962. 💀