@kapowder

UT + WY • writing, rambling, storytelling, skiing, and making art at 👉 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ud5hLDM2AU

 Salt Lake City, UT
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Joined February 2016
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Anyone know how to dress for a low of 37 and a high of 84?
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lusso
@luussssoOct 22
There was a moment in history when America built its public works like they were meant to stand the test of time These four from the American West still feel like proof that a country can be ambitious and hold aesthetics in the highest regard
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Couloirs @TignesOfficiel Les Tufs youtu.be/_smOoXDuyJU
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Thanks for helping us get ready for winter! 🚁 Monday, our avalanche crews completed some maintenance using a helicopter on remote avalanche control equipment in the Cottonwood Canyons.
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2026 is 80% complete.
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Kate Tolo
@_katetoloOct 18
can we plz figure out PMS before inventing superintelligence? ty
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Alta Alerts@AltaAlertsOct 15
Alta Ski Area will close to all Uphill Travel at 8pm on October 15th for helicopter longline work—estimated opening at 5pm on October 16th. The Summer Road is open with access to Cathinere's Pass: alta.com/uphill-travel @UDOTavy @utavy_ @WasatchBCAlli @alta_of @AltaCentral
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XBradTC
@xbradtcOct 14
The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass? You mean my Lawngerie™️?
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why is it always “we cut thousands of employees to save money” and never “we cut millions from our CEOs salaries to save money”
Variety
@VarietyOct 14
Netflix is laying off around 1,000 employees, representing 6% of its workforce, in what is the streamer's biggest layoff to date. Most of the layoffs will affect workers in Netflix’s product, technology, legal and HR teams. “Our mission — to entertain the world — is ambitious, and delivering on it requires us to be disciplined about where we prioritize our people and resources,” co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters wrote in an email. variety.com/2026/tv/news/net…
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Rad Smith@RadSmithSkiOct 15
Here’s the journey from conception to reality. This @bigskyresort Mountain Village map was quite an undertaking! It was an honor—and a challenge—to capture this for Big Sky. #LonePeak #BigSkyResort #BigSkyCountry
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@omgsidewalksOct 13
Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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matt@mattybtweets69Oct 5
Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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Sniper Barbie
@LadyRed_6Oct 4
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.
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Hannah Merrick@merrickhrSep 30
fat bear week nepo baby
U.S. Department of the Interior
@InteriorSep 30
He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

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You’ve heard of Tl;dr. The next time someone sends me a document or a deck that is CLEARLY ai slop, I’m just going to respond with ai;dr.
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피타
@pistachio_helloOct 1
후지산 대폭발
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