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Instead of the apres vail scene, my wife wants to heli-drop in japow
And that's why I married a jock
Hell yea dude, let's go
In the middle of driving listening to music when all of a sudden it switches to the ghostbusters theme and then turns off, check my phone "Playing on your PS5"
Toddler years are so over and the boy years are here
I love it
America is such a rich country we can have billions of dollars of Pokémon cards go missing and the federal reserve will simply print more cards
JUST IN: Police have confirmed more than 200 packages filled with PSA-graded cards valued at nearly $1 million were stolen from a FedEx truck.
Value is expected to rise as more packages are investigated.
Details are free to read on @TheAthletic: nytimes.com/athletic/7705932…
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it should be your life’s goal to never find yourself in a situation like this
you must maintain at all times at least two degrees of separation from anyone who appears in a video like this one
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“Having class” is one of those elegant, bourgeois values that greases the wheels of society that you don’t need past a certain level of wealth. It’s not that you “can’t” buy it, it’s that you don’t need to.
I love my 7-9 year younger wife
Men with wives 7-9 years younger have an 11% lower mortality than men married to women their own age.
For wives, any age gap raises mortality. A husband 7-9 years younger raises it by 20%.
Study of almost 2 million Danish couples: doi.org/10.1353/dem.0.0106
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zoo photography is supposed to be one of the cheapest hobbies in the world.
anyway, i decided how much my recent trip to the san diego zoo cost me.
vacheron constantin overseas perpetual calendar (le): $132,000
iphone camera: free with phone
zoo admission: $0 (on ebt)
Running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports in the world.
Anyway, I decided to calculate how much it cost me to run the Chicago Marathon.
Including the full retail value of EVERYTHING I was wearing on race day.
RACE DAY GEAR
Garmin watch: $1,199.99
Oakley Meta Vanguards: $499
SOAR racing singlet: $295
ASICS racing shoes: $269.99
Bandit half tights: $125
Handheld bottle: $30
Running socks: $18
RACE DAY FUELING
7 SiS gels: $18.69
Maurten Bicarb: $17.50
2 LMNT packets: $3
Electrolyte drink mix: $2
RACE WEEKEND
Flights for 2: $1,593.60
Airbnb (3 nights): $970.25
Marathon entry: $266
Race insurance: $42.56
Uber/Lyft: $195.45
Public transit: $7.50
3-day carb load (estimated): $100
MarathonFoto: $94.95
TOTAL OF EVERYTHING LISTED: $5,748.48
You can judge me for the $1,200 watch, but I’ll defend the $94.95 race photos every single time.
Running is free, though.
