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Michael Dinar retweeted
All of a sudden i dont want a relationship and i don't want to fall in love again or be loved.. which is weird because that's all I’ve ever wanted.
Michael Dinar retweeted
My landlady bewitched my 6-month-old because I help my wife with chores.
Hospital said nothing is wrong with him. At home he cries nonstop, at hospital he plays and crawls.
She used to tell me, "Show her you are the man. Women are built to endure."
I told her, "My home is not your culture class."
Since I confronted her, my son is fine.
Some people are angry because your marriage is peaceful.
Michael Dinar retweeted
This week, greed and impatience took turns testing my discipline. 😂
Gave back profits I should have protected and exited trades too early, only to watch price make the move I had been waiting for.
Trading is as much a mental game as it is a technical one. We go again next week! 📈
Michael Dinar retweeted
😂 HISTOIRE : MA FEMME NE CONNAÎTRA JAMAIS WHATSAPP !
Un homme déclare fièrement :
« Ma femme ne va jamais utiliser WhatsApp ni Internet. Je préfère préserver la paix dans mon foyer. »
Son ami lui demande :
— Pourquoi ? Tu as peur de quoi ?
Il répond :
— Je n'ai pas peur d'Internet. J'ai simplement peur qu'un jour elle découvre que les problèmes de notre couple ont aussi une connexion Wi-Fi. 😭😂
Mais soyons sérieux…
Un homme qui interdit Internet à sa femme protège-t-il son foyer ou cherche-t-il simplement à cacher quelque chose ? 👀
À vous le débat ! 🔥
𝕏 • Esprit du Maréchal
Michael Dinar retweeted
I thought my ex-wife had completely moved on until she sent me a message at 11:47 p.m.
It simply said:
"Are you still awake?"
I stared at the message for almost a minute before replying.
"Yes. What's wrong?"
She replied almost immediately.
"Nothing is wrong. I just miss talking to you."
That surprised me.
Michael Dinar retweeted
La raison pour laquelle j’ai abandonné tout ce qui avait un lien avec l’armée 🤣
Michael Dinar retweeted
Ta maman à 40 ans de mariage mais c'est une coach célibataire de Tik tok que tu écoute
Michael Dinar retweeted
Le jour que Graham Bell inventa le téléphone, il a trouvé deux appels manqués de Chuck Norris.
Michael Dinar retweeted
Imagine being home alone when your dog suddenly starts barking at something you can’t see. They say dogs can sense things humans can’t so when yours reacts to something or an empty space, don’t be too quick to call it imagination 😳👀
A young woman loses her grandparents to invisible creatures. She discovers that her dog can see these terrifying beings even when humans cannot
Now they must fight together to survive and get revenge
THE RECLAIMERS (2023) 🎬
Michael Dinar retweeted
In January, my girlfriend gave me an ultimatum: "Marry me by December or I leave."
It's November. She's already dating another man while still dating me. 🧵
Tweet 2:
The guy has a car. I don't. I walk.
Whenever he drops her off, they drive past my house. To her house.
She wants me to see it.
Tweet 3:
She still comes to my place. Does everything for me to see her.
She has introduced the new guy to her family while still in a relationship with me.
Tweet 4:
I confronted her. She said:
"It's November. You obviously can't marry me by December, so I have to look for someone else."
4 years wasted.
Should I block her?
Michael Dinar retweeted
L'IA donne les devoirs, fait les devoirs et corrige les devoirs. L'humain sert à quoi maintenant ? 😭
