@kftwt

saltwater’s no drink

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Joined January 2019
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worth every second 🇹🇿♥️ – at Kilimanjaro, Tanzania
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i know AI people don’t want to believe it, but writing content. the AI shit is awful man 😭😭😭 you can smell it a mile away
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@matthias_mrc20h
NAME ONE CAREER that AI genuinely cannot touch. I struggle to find one.
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Jamie Oliver's wife Jools
Daily Mail
@DailyMail7h
Jamie Oliver's wife Jools reveals she's been diagnosed with autism and ADHD as she opens up about her decision to 'come out' after it 'ruined 45 years of her life' trib.al/3WTMdqz

Jools Oliver reveals she has been diagnosed with autism and ADHD

The mother-of-five, 51, has revealed she has been diagnosed with autism and ADHD, describing how she 'came out' to friends about her condition.

dailymail.com
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just sent someone a template on excel to calculate interest. he sent me back a different doc. i said what it is. he said i didnt understand your doc because the due dates on this matter are different. i said yh its a template. he said how though, the numbers are different.
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like this is genuinely what i’m dealing with
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@WildSentences23h
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me when i forget to ask for oat milk
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@Acyn21h
Nicki Minaj walks from Air Force One, after arriving with Trump in Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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closing time. if i don’t tweet ever again i have k*lled myself
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closed. and I am alive. ♥️
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hilarious that people bang on about israel being a democracy but you can’t criticise what they vote for
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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beautiful
Helena Horton@horton_officialOct 24
Abandoned pints earlier in soho
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i was sat next to someone who looked a lot like phillip from big brother who vaped the entire 7 hours
Ryan 💖@shibata1aOct 25
is it illegal to vape on planes even though i can ghost it and not produce any vapour?
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luckily i am partial to a lost mary so he found a friend indeed
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i wish someone on tiktok would be brave enough to make a two pan low protein recipe
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Shit gon throw off my dH ✌🏾
bigyazz ⛧@yazzxvOct 21
wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24
I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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love that she's a responsible blue eye owner and keeps her eyelids open at a normal amount
daisy@weltonsmacOct 23
god this look was so fucking perfect 🫠
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genuinely have second hand embarrassment please delete
Matthardybladerunner@Matthardy_BROct 24
Woman beater busker don’t like getting called out☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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