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ShawnKing865

@kinggroupllc

the fact that exercise works but you have to do it all the time .. toxic!

 Knoxville, TN
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Joined June 2012
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@DavisMullvainOct 28
More Americans have died at the hands of the 2008 florida gators than Ebola
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🫦@forever_lashaunOct 26
they didn’t lie when they said you’ll wake up on random day and decide you don’t wanna deal with certain shit no more.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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@calebking2027Oct 25
Thanks @CoachJermAustin and @Coachweiss30 for the invite yesterday. It was great being back on campus and watching @MSUEaglesFB football. @CoachMPrice @GCARamsFootball @govols21 @GCAcoachPrice
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 24
payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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@checkregenOct 23
🚨BREAKING: Retatrutide cut the protein leaking into urine by 54% in 24 weeks in people with damaged kidneys. Placebo: 9%. They also lost 31 lb on average, and their top blood pressure number fell 14 points.
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@_pauliegeeOct 23
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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@justjargonsOct 21
I still cannot believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.
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Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
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I don’t know who used the seashell shaped soap in the bathroom, but my gramma is about to lose her shit.
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I see the beauty in you, and the darkness. Both are brilliant.
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Bad news: my period is 9 days late. Good news: the last dude I fucked was an NFL player
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Elis.@listentoelis2 Aug 2020
Shakira and J Lo at the Super Bowl was the closing ceremony of the planet and we really had no idea
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The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairy tales who moved out to the woods and killed someone who bothered them.
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Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.
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sarah@slothanova30 Jul 2020
At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
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why didn’t the vampires in twilight stop the holocaust
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Please be quiet. I am softening butter.
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One night in college, my roommate got super drunk pretty quickly and ended up getting sick. We handed her a trashcan, with trash already in it. She puked a few times and started crying, and then looked in the can and yelled, OMG I THREW UP A FORK?!
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Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis
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