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budget sugar daddy #telugu #puntoolu HYD ↔ BLR

Bengaluru South, India
Joined April 2009
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Me : Baby I climbed mountains and swam the seas to get to you. She : Show me your FitBit. *shit*
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There should be no comparison. Animals were domesticated and introduced to human settlements. Abandoning them today just because we have no direct need for them is cruel.
unpopular opinion: feeding cats has some return on investment- they eat up rats and the cars nearby are protected. they don’t pounce on you, and aren’t territorial like the dogs.
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Vera level is how people describe biryani da ..
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I live frugally 😇
"It costs nothing to be kind" is such a dirty lie. It's actually so expensive to be kind.Being a bitch and asshole is what costs nothing.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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AT MY FUNERAL, DON'T CRY. I've been dead inside for a long time, and you all didn't care.
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Why is the first instinct to laugh when you see someone different? Is it a low IQ response?
가만히 앉아서 술 마시고 있는데 대놓고 인종차별을 당함. 내 쪽을 보면서 눈을 찢는 시늉을 하더니, 손 높이를 바꿔가며 중국인, 한국인, 일본인은 다르다고 하더라. 세 번째까지 그러길래 “지금 나 보고 하는 거냐”고 물었더니 자기들끼리 또 웃음. 영상 소리 잘 들어보면 내가 “치노? 코레아노?” 하고 묻는데, 뒤에 있던 사람은 “일본인”이라고 하면서 쪼갬. 영상 찍을 때까지 계속 웃더니, 직원도 봤다는 얘기가 나오니까 갑자기 내 피부가 좋아서 그랬다는 식으로 둘러댐. 처음엔 한 직원도 저 사람들 편을 들었는데, 다른 여직원이 “나도 저 행동을 봤다”고 하니까 조용해짐. 그러면서도 나를 말리더라. 마지막에 나도 영상 찍으면서 손가락 욕을 했는데, 계속 웃던 할아버지가 그제야 정색하고 화냄. 이렇게 대놓고 당한 건 처음이라 나도 흥분했음. 유명해지고 싶다니 공유 좀 부탁함.
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How desperately I saved up for this ...
当年索尼的巅峰之作,现在应该没什么人认识了吧?
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Balayya game
You’re offered $1 million to beat one video game from start to finish without dying a single time. You only get one attempt. What game are you choosing?
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Someone refused to pay off the right people I guess.
71 Boys, 37 Girls detained for Farmhouse Party in Hyderabad by SOT Police Four tested positive for cannabis consumption 15 grams ganja seized,7 cars, 3 bikes and 70 mobile phones. Farmhouse culture All the students are from IBS and ICFAI
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck
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Kudos to the woman for having the courage to standoff against this psycho. Also think of the confidence she had in the system. She knew she would be protected from the richest man in the world..in his backyard.
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NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FUCKING RAGE THAT COMES WHEN YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF YOUR LIFE WAS SPENT MANAGING OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS WHILE NO ONE EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT YOURS.
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Just go full jihad if you see a lobby like this. Grenade launchers, flash bangs and molotovs. Be a menace. You do not owe anyone anything
The Oris in my camo grind may be the most fun I’ve ever had shooting on Call of Duty
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Ivanovich
I need an aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I want a name that sounds like a 60-year-old Russian hitman trapped in a 2-pound dog’s body. Please help. I’m desperate.
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Always.
aries, you need to mind your own business.
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This is dumb. I don't need the CEO to know coding. He/She needs to be an excellent delegator.
Hey @grok, how good is @elonmusk at coding? What programming languages does he actually know?
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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I never feared failure until I played the Balayya game.
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