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“Listen to your body”
My Body: You slept weird so now your left knee hurts but probably some garlic bread could make you feel better
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WR 1 filed for bankruptcy
WR 2 broke his ankle
LG beefing with head coach
Kicker can’t make shit
Special teams coach special
GM still hasn’t made a trade
44 million DT has 0.5 sacks
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The penalty for the politicians that lose tonight should be to have their cell phone numbers exposed so we can all bombard them with texts everyday for the next 3 months.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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On this day 32 years ago, in 1994, Nirvana's "MTV Unplugged in New York" was released.
It is considered the greatest Unplugged performance ever made.
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Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school?
Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
Damn. Rip Professor X.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
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Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
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Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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