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Is this intentional?? @Tesla @elonmusk #LegoMovie #pirate
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I don't have a lot of followers who care, but anyway, I'm leaving Twitter.
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Best headline I've seen in a long time. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

A US company is trying to trademark the shape of its lettuce – but this is just the tip of the...

From Rebekah Vardy trademarking ‘Wagatha Christie’ to Drake’s ‘God’s Plan’, we live in a world where absolutely anything can be monetised, writes Arwa Mahdawi

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Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever

Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever

Throw out those bogus shopping tips about pepper size. Decades of deliberate planning created a less-hot jalapeño.

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#earthquake felt in Cupertino, CA at 3:24pm
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Current conditions in the Santa Ynez mountains just outside Santa Barbara! #SantaBarbara #Blizzard
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Lentil soup comes to the rescue in quake-ravaged Turkey

It's a supersoup during this humanitarian crisis. Easy to make, it warms the displaced, fuels rescue crews and comforts residents traumatized by the disaster.

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Why, @kfc , whyyyyy? #SaveThePopcornChicken
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Best way to save money? Just eat two meals, says the Wall Street Journal! | Arwa Mahdawi

Best way to save money? Just eat two meals, says the Wall Street Journal! | Arwa Mahdawi

Our current stage of capitalism demands that poor people make do with less while the rich make no sacrifices

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Wordle 575 2/6* 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Chris Haddock@drdawg19963 Jan 2023
As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.
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Best article title ever androidauthority.com/samsung…

Samsung reportedly ditches Samsung, will rely on Samsung for future Samsung chips

Samsung has reportedly formed a chipset development team within its smartphone business, as opposed to relying on a sister division.

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Watch a pygmy marmoset completely fascinated by an insect in this clip from "Tiny World".
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‘These are conditions ripe for political violence’: how close is the US to civil war?

‘These are conditions ripe for political violence’: how close is the US to civil war?

Nearly half of Americans fear their country will erupt within the next decade. Here, three experts analyse the depth of the crisis

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My heart is breaking for everyone impacted by the #TwitterLayoffs. Regular layoffs are hard enough, but this one was particularly bad.
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Lisa Bloom@LisaBloom4 Nov 2022
Twitter employees, DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING when you're laid off. Consult with an attorney first. Buried in the fine print may be a waiver of your rights under CA and federal law. Those rights are important and valuable! #TwitterLayoffs
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I compiled my hottest reloads of 2022 for your viewing pleasure. These will definitely be hard to beat! #kommanderkarl #reloadguy
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Why are they using a picture of Mini Me for this article?
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