The Secret Tweets of Malter Witty
Cupertino, CA
Joined June 2013
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As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.
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Watch a pygmy marmoset completely fascinated by an insect in this clip from "Tiny World".
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Twitter employees, DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING when you're laid off.
Consult with an attorney first.
Buried in the fine print may be a waiver of your rights under CA and federal law.
Those rights are important and valuable!
#TwitterLayoffs
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I compiled my hottest reloads of 2022 for your viewing pleasure. These will definitely be hard to beat! #kommanderkarl #reloadguy
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Why I’m telling my Sikh ‘aunties’: come on in, the water’s lovely | Minreet Kaur theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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Airlines may offer you points or miles as compensation for a canceled flight. When deciding whether to accept (miles are worth about 1-2 cents), remember that my department enforces a REQUIREMENT that they offer cash refunds when you can't travel due to a cancellation.
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It will be fine
ALT Two weeks individuals with frumpy human bodies and cat heads. They are holding a sign that says We Will Adopt Your Bird
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I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.
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Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
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bees get a bad rap. people who aren't used to being around bees are often scared of being stung, but you don't need to worry about it. they'll only sting you if you grab them or step on them. i literally sit down in the middle of bushes full of bees and don't get stung
ALT a honeybee on a lavender bush
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It’s weird how when the Buffalo shooting happened, there wasn’t this whole movement to arm the cashiers… or black people.
