professional hot girl // recreational dumbass 💅🏻 venmo: lanalush ✨ https://xitter.cf/t.co/nO5T2WoNsV

Joined June 2011
my therapist had me a do a lil exercise and we had to create a scale of 0 to 100 and she needed me to give an example of what 0 would be in terms of feeling no discomfort/anxiety and i said “after doing a whippet” and then she wrote for what seemed like longer than those 4 words
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hope they can afford my rates
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doing The Work (derogatory)
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step into my caldron
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calf muscle goes kinda crazy
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lana del slay retweeted
sweatpants are all that fits me right now
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happy halloweek 👻🧙‍♀️
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congrats, comrades 🫡💅
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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got shot in the butt today 💉
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got the apretude injection! been on prep on and off for a few years because of my work and i’m shit at remembering to take pill daily and at same time. science and safe sex are really cool, i’m a huge fan!
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have gone to bed before midnight every night this week. feel refreshed and energized when i wake up. sold my ticket to a rave event tn so i could stay home and prep for my pilates mat test tomorrow, and i gotta say…..i really wish i was going out and doing c*ke tonight!
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i feel incredible but deep down i wish i was at the club
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POV we’re on a date and i’m not paying attention to anything you’re saying
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lana del slay retweeted
When are y’all gonna stop being so scandalized by sex work? A LOT of women have done or currently do some form of SW and it’s literally not a big deal. So she got her bag, who cares?
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Send that girl online $100. It will feel good, trust me.
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tis the season
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frank sinatra re: the news
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not a lot of sinatra heads in the house, i see
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every single night, i pray that my pussy grips so tight 🙏
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just came during a boring part of the porn video i was watching
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boring as in they were switching positions for a second as one must. it was just truly terrible timing on my part
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