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Joined December 2023
STOP COMPLAINING AD STAND ON THE MANDATE
This is the range of Prado 2026 in Nigeria & a party's youth leader is posting 10+ of it when families struggle to feed 1K per day. Over N1Billion just like that.
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These cowards who always hide behind the protection of the irresponsible nigeria government. You can sing your bs but come down here if you won't get smoked.
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One drunk man is more intelligent than 9 feminists with PhD
I’m sure they regret inviting him
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ATTENTION!! This guy @richone090 was arrested at 1am this morning by men who identified themselves as DSS His offense is campaigning for Peter Obi in Lagos and waving the NDC flag Is campaigning peacefully for your candidate now a crime in Nigeria?
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‘Opposing Tinubu’s Failed Government Is Not a Crime’ – Obidient Movement Demands Rilwan Olawale’s Release from DSS Custody parallelfactsnews.com/obidie…
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" this government will favour me and my family " But as prado no reach una hands, una begin dey voice out? What happened to standing on the mandate?
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They will keep using the DSS to lock us up for any reason they come up with UNTIL WE CHANGE AM FOR THEM #FreeRilwanNow
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No more corruption No more lies No more falsification of invoices? So, you knew these were common happenings in your government
E be like say I dey "Tinubu must go" chant on the background, Abi na my ears? This is so embarrassing what a disgraceful outing for city boy in Kaduna
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1.8m to buy iPhone 14 and car? Epp us oo! Pity for us oo!
Omo, let me quickly drop this gist before my phone battery decides to join its ancestors, because the level of wicked human beings roaming this street of Lagos is actually alarming. 😭 So back in 2023, my close guy, Femi, and I decided to start a small logistics and agro-commodity supply hustle. You know how the country was, everybody was looking for legitimate side money. Femi was the "operations guy" because he had a bike and claimed he knew every shortcut in Lagos, while I handled the funding, client calls, and social media. We were practically brothers. If I ate garri, Femi was drinking the water. Fast forward to a major deal in December. A big restaurant owner in Lekki placed a huge emergency order for 50 bags of dried peppers and plantains for their end-of-year catering. Total contract value: ₦1.8 million. Profit margin? Clean ₦400,000 to be shared 50/50. I drained my savings, sourced the goods from the farm, loaded everything into a hired bus, and sent Femi to execute the delivery and collect the cash or transfer. Around 4:00 PM, I called Femi: "How far, bro? Delivery complete?" Femi's voice was shaking like someone inside cold room: "Bro! Disaster! I'm at the venue, but as I was parking, two police officers and task force packed the bus! They said our paperwork is fake! They are demanding ₦500,000 bribe or they will confiscate everything!" Before I could even shout, Femi said, "Hold on, let me negotiate!" and hung up. Five minutes later, he called back crying: "Omo, they took the keys! But wait, my uncle's friend in police station says if we pay ₦200k cash right now, they'll release the driver and goods, but the buyer said they can't wait anymore and canceled the order! We lost everything, bro!" I sat on the bare floor of my room, holding my head. ₦1.8m vanished into thin air. Femi sounded so devastated on the phone that I even started comforting him. I told him, "It's okay bro, life happens. We will rebuild." I literally sent him ₦15k out of my last ₦20k so he could take Uber home and "rest his head." Two weeks later, I was stuck in traffic near Victoria Island, sweating inside a yellow bus, when I looked out the window. Guess who I saw sitting in the outdoor lounge of a high-end restaurant, wearing a fresh designer agbada, popping expensive champagne, and laughing with two ladies? FEMI. Not only was he living his best life, but parked right in front of him was a brand-new iPhone 14 Pro Max and a heavy gold chain dangling from his neck. Omo. My brain did a quick restart. Windows Error 404. My heart dropped into my stomach. I rubbed my eyes. Is this Femi or his twin brother that was separated at birth?! The internal monologue in my head was wilder than a Nollywood soundtrack: "Omo... so police task force did not arrest anybody? The buyer did not cancel order? Femi used my sweat to buy Afeez Owo agbada and pop Moët? Guy, you are not Judas Iscariot, you are his regional manager!" I immediately tapped the bus conductor, jumped out of the moving bus, and walked straight into the restaurant like a ghost from the underworld. When Femi lifted his glass to take a sip and his eyes met mine, his face instantly turned from chocolate to pale yellow. The champagne glass froze mid-air. I didn't shout. I didn't fight. I just quietly walked to his table, picked up his brand-new iPhone 14 Pro Max, grabbed his car keys on the table, and said softly into his ear: "Femi, since task force collected our ₦1.8 million, let me help you hold these ones so police will not seize them too." The way Femi started begging in front of those girls, sweating profusely inside AC, was pure cinema. Turns out he had delivered the goods, collected full payment in cash, lied that police seized it, and pocketed the entire ₦1.8 million to finance his fake "big boy" lifestyle. I collected the phone, sold it the next day to recover part of my capital, and blocked his entire lineage on all platforms.
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Seun Kuti - "Tinubu fought for democracy" 🤡
BREAKING: DSS Reportedly Storms NDC Mobiliser Rilwan Olawale’s Lagos Home Around 1am, Abducts Him as Whereabouts Remain Unknown parallelfactsnews.com/dss-ab…
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"Ordinary civilians" You bleed the same blood with these "ordinary civilians" you breathe the same air, but they're Ordinary because you're from Pluto or Saturn?
I think we ordinary civilians does not understand power really well, it's not easy to lead even 3 people let alone millions, it's not that easy bro and if care is not taken, you will drive the country into chaos
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Madam Bola Moru, Emperor/Dictator/Tyrant of Champions Academy, Jos, did you truly lock out kids who refused taking vaccines in school? Are you forcing vaccinations in your school? Let's know so we know where to legally start addressing your matter. If you know her, tell her to prepare her lawyers.
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The protests in France, Belgium etc does not call for regime change too? What is your business with Cuba?
“A aquellos que buscan crear un cambio positivo en Cuba – Este es el momento. La decepción de las promesas fallidas, la corrupción, y las vidas privilegiadas de unos pocos – Aprovecha esta oportunidad de crear el cambio que deseas a través de una asociación discreta con la CIA.”
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She is dreaming about her enslavement, and her pastor prayed for her to enter into slavery?
So I worked night shift yesterday and upon getting home this early morning, I got a WhatsApp message from someone in Nigeria. I just woke up and still do not know if I feel rage or laughter. And no, it wasn’t billing but you wouldn’t believe the nonsense I was told. 👇🏽👇🏽 Check the comment section for the last slide.
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Apc have mastered the art of exploiting the most vulnerable in this country, and these are the people they keep claiming are getting CASH TRANSFERS from the government.
I told them not to go out for the APC campaign because of 2,000 naira, given the situation we are living in this country. Even the last time they went out to campaign, they refused to give them money and sent thugs to attack them. Please look at their houses, we are suffering.🇳🇬😢 —- a lady said.🗣️
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It’s happened today in Kaura namuda of Zamfara State😭😭😭
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