lindsey 💙🧡

I’m a mortician, I don’t want to kill myself because then I’d just have to go back to work and what’s the point

I love watching people win golden tickets I cheer so god damn loud it’s so cool #killtony

That says anal

Why did nobody assume these two and assume gathering of the juggalos 😂 @StoryWarz

I’m probably the only person that likes the oilers jersey but that’s ok

Every season

The emotional roller coaster that was “oh fuck ekky is down looks really bad” then 3 seconds later “FUCK YEAH MCDAVID LETS GO BOYS #LetsGoOilers

Riley hit post like she cooked something so clever and cool

Imagine Alberta specific border agents They’d all have beards including women and probably wear tshirts because it’s not ever that cold

Grindr has crashed every time the republicans meet up in the same city, so we already knew they were all gay for each other

Craziest interview ever but gravy was a beauty though love that guy

Not even the refs can help the Canucks

He’s right it is a great opportunity One he doesn’t deserve tho

How come Brendan leipsic got booted from the NHL for being in a dude bro group chat talking about players girlfriends and same with Adam Ruzicka for accidentally posting a video of himself doing cocaine (AR), but the GM who hid sexual assault claims which allowed the person that assaulted a player continue to be around the team “so it wouldn’t distract from their Stanley cup run” still have a fucking job Babcock having been known for psychological abuse is enough to never let that man be in a position of power again but as long as he regrets it I guess

All the questions are about him going through a rape trial So that’s how little respect we have for you

Fuck this stupid ass organization what the hell

I should call him

“Imagine you meet a girl that’s a 10 but she shits every time she cums”