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not really that 'lol ~ ' tho [tbh]
<p f'd up actually> ~
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Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this.
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inconspicuously jacking off duringi the board meeting using a series of ropes and pulleys
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/ ! \ / ! \ / ! \ if this post gets 5000 likes, my wife will give me back my inhaler / ! \ / ! \ / ! \
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Hey @realDonaldTrump I oppose civil asset forfeiture too! Why don't you try to destroy my career you fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon!
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Tomorrow (1/31) is the last day to enroll in #ObamaCare. If you enroll, you'll be covered for 1 year, even if they repeal the ACA. Pls RT!
Dear @NYCMayor - I am calling on you to fire NYPD Officer Daniel Pantaleo immediately. He killed #EricGarner TWO YEARS AGO. #FirePantaleo
tryning to thing of a way to incorporate both yugioh cards AND Cum into an post so that all u posers knoexactly what theyre dealing with – at Saint Petersburg, Russia
if everyoen in the nycity gives me the Goods ($1)... then theres no way i cannot be Flithy rich – at Saint Petersburg, Russia








