☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch) header
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch) profile picture

generally laughing and or hungry • just call me stony bologna • she/her/y’all

TEXAS
Joined March 2011
Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)Photo by ☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ (@lomitch)
The little engine that DGAF
4
7
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
115
2,097
104
44,251
3,664,955
ALMOST HAD POWER FOR A SOLID 24 HOURS AND THEN BLOOP ITS GONE AGAIN
2
74
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
12
1,112
40
11,441
858,973
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
1
108
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
it’s actually so crazy that my dog is going to be the first dog to never die
20
698
39
9,050
375,239
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
here bitch, I signed you up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library since you can’t read the fucking room
6
86
2
507
28,104
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
171
20,055
1,527
113,555
8,115,215
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
54
4,873
178
18,708
824,248
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
Sommelier: here you will identify notes of deep fruit, spice, leather, and chocolate Me [6 glasses deep]: what the fuck are you talking about
7
153
10
1,896
73,098
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
[Bene Gesserit voice] Two hops this time
13
1,905
25
20,486
1,242,286
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
*bene gesserit voice* are you mad at me
6
973
8
11,021
1,094,711
this is poop from a butt
this robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident
1
3
174
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
You can't hurt me, you're not my internal monologue
20
745
27
3,113
125,318
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t eaten your Croissantosaurus...
421
15,353
1,336
104,397
8,352,293
I’m in
“Baseball fandom is dying, I’ve got just the solution”
5
186
did he just hop into a river without changing out of his work clothes?
Newly discovered species Northern Green Anaconda is worlds biggest snake (one found 26feet 440 pounds)
3
178
‘dune’ is fancy ‘tremors’
4
58
☀️ laura mitchell-brewer ☀️ retweeted
not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time
Taylor Swift was shown for less than 1% of the entire Super Bowl broadcast 👀 (h/t: u/JPAnalyst/Reddit)
1,758
24,592
1,103
281,553
19,051,187