@loothifer

i was once a triplet

 texas
Joined November 2019
  • Tweets6.4K
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  • Followers5.1K
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but it should be
dj goober@bronyzahhakSep 20
life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs
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walking? you sure?
Faith Bugenhagen@FBugenhagen_20h
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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fire sark@TL_HornsOct 24
tonight is either the funeral or the resurrection of Steve Sarkisian
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Roony@RoonystersOct 24
A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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can I come over & do this
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 24
This is what a human highlight reel looks like
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how do I get this job
MLB
@MLBOct 24
The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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Negro Bane/Tha Shark@thashark316Oct 24
TURN ME UP
NisMo B887G@TheRed_BaronmanOct 23
I tweet for the real houstonians who ate at ponchos Mexican buffet or casa ole. You don’t know what them is you is not from the H
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curry queen
@loookatmeimkiadOct 23
do u love me even tho i act like Tony Soprano when im irritated?
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Meme Demon
@MemeDemonModeOct 23
Women that look like this always have no friends
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Chris Landry
@chris_m_landryOct 23
Wow, you can almost see arch turning the ball over. 🧐
Salty Q
@SaltyQ_TXOct 23
The new Apple Maps stadium rendering is insanely detailed 🤘 #HookEm
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donovan spoon@donovanspoonOct 23
sorry babe we can't have sex its too close to my bedtime
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perfect angel@girl__virusOct 22
threaten him thursday
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 21
we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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It really tickles me to watch old frail men struggle to get out of their souped up corvettes & then manually lift their legs to get into said corvette.
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go wipe your ass & vote
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We broke up 12+ years ago.
lithping leetha@loothiferSep 11
7/10, there were notes
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My 6 year old daughter’s favorite movies being White Chicks, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore & Happy Gilmore 2, tells me I’m doing some questionable things as a parent.
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meredith
@noyeahobviouslyOct 17
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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audri🪕@oddtreebanjoOct 16
sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the los angeles dodgers
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rear ended someone this morning but at least the weathers nice🙂
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me standing by the tv waiting for brewers players to kiss each other
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