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alex

@ltfcat

luton and ace attorney fan (i should just pick a struggle) (i also support the knicks but that’s not a struggle anymore)

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You may hate me but you simply fail to consider that I’m at the back of the back of the club, bass go barumpumbum, bass gonna do what the bass always does, chew on my waist like bubblegum, hit hit pop it right, sugar water cyanide, let the taste slip inside, holdin on for my life
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The audacity of them to appeal this btw Should fine them for wasting the IRC’s time
FA Spokesperson (@FAspokesperson) profile pictureFA Spokesperson@FAspokesperson15m
Regulation & Discipline update on @Arsenal:
An independent Regulatory Commission has dismissed claims of both wrongful dismissal and excessive punishment for Max Dowman. The Arsenal player was sent off during their EFL Cup game against Fleetwood Town on Tuesday 27 October and will be suspended for three matches. The Regulatory Commission’s written reasons for its decisions will be published in due course.

ALT An independent Regulatory Commission has dismissed claims of both wrongful dismissal and excessive punishment for Max Dowman. The Arsenal player was sent off during their EFL Cup game against Fleetwood Town on Tuesday 27 October and will be suspended for three matches. The Regulatory Commission’s written reasons for its decisions will be published in due course.

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Colt seavers (@coltgseavers) profile pictureColt seavers@coltgseavers23h
(Killing a pervert on top of a train) Looks like this is... where you get off (roundhouse kick)
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Stalte@Stalte321h
Replying to @easyballinside
Tommy Robinson isn’t even Tommy Robinson you silly fuckwit.
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Tommy Robinson isn't even Tommy Robinson. 🤷‍♂️
Dieterjamesguy🥰🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇲🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@dieterjamesguy) profile pictureDieterjamesguy🥰🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇲🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@dieterjamesguyOct 28
WE ARE ALL TOMMY ROBINSON!.
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Replying to @WilliamKin25997 @Cooky_Bfc
I've had a shag but I'm not Johnny Sins
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marcy@iloveyou0103114h
maybe if a beer wasnt $10 we wouldnt have to pregame
leath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️ (@texturedprotein) profile pictureleath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️@texturedproteinOct 27
Replying to @texturedprotein
i shouldn’t have to say this: Do Not Come To The Bar Already Wasted! this can get the business shut down if something goes wrong. you wanna ruin the space for everyone? that’s how you do that. bartenders can lose their certifications over this and it won’t even be their own fault
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Conservatives (@Conservatives) profile pictureConservatives
@Conservatives20h
Don't Look.
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The CIA aren’t even trying anymore Don’t pre Tip Nice try, government!
leath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️ (@texturedprotein) profile pictureleath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️@texturedproteinOct 27
im gonna start a new Bar-Goer’s Etiquette tweet series for young trans girls attending girls nights both at my bars and across the country bc a lot of u seem to just Not Know Shit, and that’s fine! but it’s a nightmare to serve you lol
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Racism makes you genuinely deranged that’s a kid having fun with building shit out of cardboard
Normal HowlingBobby (@HowlingBobby0) profile pictureNormal HowlingBobby@HowlingBobby0Oct 27
“WHAT DAT IS JEQUAIRIUS” “Plane injin :DDD” “YOU GON CHANGE THE DAM WORLD JEQUAIRIUS, YOU A JENUS”
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
🎃MegaChan👻 (@ItsMegaChan) profile picture🎃MegaChan👻@ItsMegaChanOct 27
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A literal documentary was made about how much Star Wars fans hated the prequels. Your bubble is not reality.
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Billem Dafoe (@Billem_DaFoe) profile pictureBillem Dafoe@Billem_DaFoeOct 27
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change STUN as Kevin and Marcus from White Chicks for Halloween 🎃💋
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Super league can’t come fast enough if you ask me
Nav 🏆 (@Nav_AFC) profile pictureNav 🏆@Nav_AFCOct 28
Joke away end yesterday aswell..
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Bob Ross is actually a perfect example to show why art lovers are unimpressed by AI art. Bob Ross is not famous for his paintings. He is famous for his videos in which he showed *how* he made his paintings. The process matters!
Jace Valen (@JaceValen) profile pictureJace Valen
@JaceValenOct 27
the double standards are actually insane
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No one misunderstands Star Wars more than people that make their entire identity ‘I talk about Star Wars’
Just Star Wars (@justsw501) profile pictureJust Star Wars
@justsw501Oct 28
The Last Jedi ends on a kid in Canto Bight's stables pulling a broom to his hand with the Force and looking up at the stars. Lucasfilm named him Temiri Blagg. Almost nine years on, we've never seen him again on screen. Should Star Wars ever go back to the broom boy?
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If Dowman weren't 16 no one is debating whether that's a red. You can't kick out. Simple as that. He'll learn. Move on
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"fucking camper" isnt a legitimate complaint in actual warfare.
Vlamss (@Vlamsss) profile pictureVlamss
@VlamsssOct 25
Hamas literally fights like rats LOL
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cass@dreamycheols22h
Une de vos villes les plus connues s’appelle littéralement la nouvelle ORLÉANS
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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‘Fast becoming a favourite at #LTFC.’ News to me
George Sessions (@GeorgeSessions) profile pictureGeorge Sessions@GeorgeSessionsOct 27
Harry Kane not the only “one of our own” making headlines this week. A brace for #THFC academy graduate Jamie Donley. Fast becoming a favourite at #LTFC.
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Yanks are so weak Can’t handle any rough and tumble in their sport unless it’s protected by 16 layers of padding and armour
☕︎︎ #7seconds (@j7zaza) profile picture☕︎︎ #7seconds
@j7zazaOct 28
Why do the English worship bad challenges this much? And they have the audacity to wonder why their league has no superstars outside of Haaland. Like if Yamal was English they’d spend 60% of their time trying to break his leg off
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