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Night strolls are good. Night strolls in quiet places are better. Night strolls in quiet places with looming shadows and potential threat to your life are the best. I preferred the latter, mostly because at the time I didn't feel like I needed to live the next second. However I
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Having a cuck chair in a motel is no longer enough to satisfy these guys. Now they need a full cuck wedding with a vast cuck guest list with a solemn cuck mass at the cuck cathedral.
Most men will one day kiss their bride at the altar in front of an audience of her past.
Six exes in suits pretending to be happy for her.
Three male besties who have already had their turn.
The one-night stand guy who only bought her a cider and still got it.
And that old rich man she will shamelessly introduce as "uncle."
They will all sit there, eating the groom's food recklessly, laughing, drinking free alcohol.
Just the way they all ate his wife before he even came into the picture.
This is modern marriage. Most men are not marrying a wife. They are marrying the community leftovers & calling it love.
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In my early 20s and I caught myself listening to soft rock songs of the 80s. I really have an old soul in here
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didnโt supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Maybe, perhaps, possibly, probably, conceivably, mayhap, perchance, supposedly, presumably, supposably.
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When you watch a serial killer documentary, do you think like a detective or a psychopath?
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Not all angels have wings. Some have big brown eyes and black hair, and they can really get mad at you
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Mamas huwa na some funny ideas. What do you mean you sit and sip wine while I make dinner?
Okay first of all, grab the pinot noir and wear a satanically short mini then get on the countertop - but what makes you think like that??
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Spent the better part of Monday morning with my little cousins teaching them how to draw. 10/10 feeling ๐คฉ
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Situations like this don't happen in a vacuum, tbh. When public clinics and hospitals are filled with nurses who judge and humiliate young girls for seeking reproductive healthcare or contraceptives, it drives them into isolation out of fear and thatโs dangerous.
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There's a tree that has been producing a screeching sound here at home every night for a week now.
My ADHD is being tested here, my ancestors are testing me and I don't know for how long.
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Kuna somewhere I was outvoted and outgunned and the masses overwhelmingly went with a 'fundi.' Now fundi amefanya upuzi za what you ordered vs what you get and heads are rolling naisha zaidi.
Lemme get a Jacob's Creek and chips :D
