Mathematician, linguist, poet, Ex-CERN mac/iOS dev. Made @NastyWriterApp, @NiceWriterApp, @RhymeScience. Best in terms of pants 2014, 2021. @ASongAbout. She/her

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2007
Curry for lunch again. It’s popular with groups of programmers because currying leads to fewer arguments.
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Who's starting to get excited about a certain bone-chilling occasion, suffused with fear, gloominess and eerie creatures at every turn? Only Connect is at 8pm tonight, @BBCTwo
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There’s a scene in Ted Lasso where someone is lying puffed out on the ground, wearing utterly fabulous pants, and the closed caption says ‘[pants]’. 😁
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More recently, there were some people around a table in Star Trek, cocking their guns and saying d🦆ckish things, and the closed caption said '[cocks]'. 😁
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When I say 'more recently', I just mean that I watched it more recently. I don't remember which show it was but it was from before Ted Lasso.
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The way Steve taught us to care about every detail, every experience, every person, still guides our work today. Forever grateful.
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OpenAI was hacked via the exact library mentioned in the xkcd comic hahahaha The prophecy is fulfilled
On July 25, we hacked OpenAI. Two bugs let us take over ChatGPT/Codex accounts of OpenAI employees (+some unaffiliated users) and reach connected services: Outlook, Slack, GitHub, etc. We proved it with a PR in OpenAI’s internal codebase . It took us <72h. 🧵
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Came here to replarp some posts about an Apple Polishing Cloth so I may as well mention I got both versions of it and made a video about them. Apple Polishing Cloth v1 vs. v2 unboxing and comparison youtu.be/8i-gZyAyeo4
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Angela Brett (@[email protected]) retweeted
John Ternus has signed the Polishing Cloth
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Angela Brett (@[email protected]) retweeted
Apple Polishing Cloth is confirmed to be compatible with Apple executives
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A big week ahead. It all starts Monday morning! #AppleLaunch
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[Download 698-page PDF eBook] Everything You Always Wanted To Know About #Mathematics* (*But didn’t even know to ask) A Guided Journey Into the World of Abstract Mathematics, Theorems, and the Writing of Proofs: math.cmu.edu/~jmackey/151_12…
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Orbital motion of the ISS, visualized by sequentially adding the still frames of my star trails. Seen are stacking golden streaks of city lights and straight-line stars in our orbital direction. A surreal perspective of our Earth!
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[mid acceptance speech] I'd also like to thank Nord VPN
The Oscars will stream exclusively on YouTube, starting in 2029.
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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GPT-5 Pro taking a break in the middle of its chain of thought (in response to a question about non-Abelian Hodge theory) to write a children’s operetta?
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Dear NYT I was rather touched by the Connections game today. IS IT A TRAP? I hope not. I enjoyed it. Best wishes VCM / #OnlyConnect
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Your name goes here! We’re collecting names to fly around the Moon. 3.4 million of you joined us for Artemis I. How many of you would like to come along with the Artemis II mission? go.nasa.gov/artemisnames
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Oh look, I released a new version of Seddit and published some silly parody lyrics about signal processing for speech synthesis, and oh listen, Joey sang my last parody. angelastic.com/2025/09/02/so…
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