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Attention!
Our talented new recruit reports for duty TONIGHT! Agent @madeIeinesmith is rolling up her sleeves and moving on up at The Fortune this evening 🌚👏
On your marks get set! Reinforcements incoming… Extend a warm welcome to @madeIeinesmith as Jean Leslie & others 🎉
Stand by for details on deployment date!
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Met gala this met gala that. When Erebus and Terror sailed north in search of the Northwest passage in 1845 they were "met" with unexpectedly cold winters which locked them in the ice and doomed them, cementing their place in history as a tragic testament to imperialistic hubris
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I. FUCKING. HATE. THE. MONASTERY.
the older monks make me suffer earthly desires and shout go want boy go
next time someone asks about my sexuality i’m staying dead silent and sliding them this image across the table like a ransom note
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If your milk hotel is neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the milk hotel of the oppressor.
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did it hurt? when you sat through 2 hours of camila cabello to see james acaster play a rat?
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"No rapping tonight"
Why?
"You rap about doomed arctic explorer francis rawdon moira crozier every time it's embarrassing"
Ok
[After one beer]
Uh oh yall, I think I need some closure,
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guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis
Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen
realising the fatal consequences of my actions this summer in that by carelessly consuming multitudes of fanfiction and televised sport simultaneously i am beginning to woobify the england cricket team
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But above the grey land and the spasms of black dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor T.J. Eckleburg
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attorney: [reading my will] my darling wife, to whom i bequeath the totality of my...updog
[whole room groans]
attorney: it says to pause to allow anyone to inquire as to what updog is






















