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Kyle Orton tweet
1. Caleb Williams has a laundry list of absurd stats that defy reality.
One of the craziest? Here's how many games it took prominent #Bears QBs to reach his current count of 14 INTs.
Jay Cutler - 9
Justin Fields - 14
Mitch Trubisky - 20
Rex Grossman - 16
Caleb Williams - 38
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How it feels when your “#1 regression candidate” team is 5–2
And have a chill Sunday knowing at least 1 team in the demon “toughest division in football” NFC North (combined .739) will lose today.
10/10 😄🐻⬇️
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Andy Beshear: I've got soybean farmers. 100% of them voted for Trump. They lost their first client in USAID. Linda McMahon canceled the farm-to-cafeteria program. Trump's tariff pushed China away. All of your farm machinery runs on diesel. And finally, a third of the world's fertilizer passes through the Strait of Hormuz. They are on the verge of declaring bankruptcy.
A 1st + a 2nd... hell no
MOCK TRADE 🚨
Bears get: DT Jeffery Simmons
Titans get: 2027 1st + 2028 2nd
PFF's top trade target for Chicago — the No. 1 DT in football. The 5-2 Bears have one hole left. Land him and it's Super Bowl caliber.
Would you make this trade? #DaBears #ChicagoBears #BearDown
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MLB cut 40 minor league teams in 2021. A lot of small towns lost the only pro baseball they had. That's where a ton of people fell in love with the game, sitting right behind the dugout for 10 bucks.
Recall in 3...2...
Scientists Just Discovered That Neanderthals Loved Eating Beaver #Vice twp.ai/9ObflL
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Gerrymandering FC has entered the chat.
Unsurprisingly, their P.O. Box is in Colorado. 😂
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Sorry to see this for him
#Giants LB Tremaine Edmunds will miss the rest of the 2026 NFL season with a shoulder injury, per @DDuggan21.
Signed this offseason to a 3-year, $36M contract, Edmunds started all six games and played every defensive snap. Another big loss for NYG.
Someone just messaged me about the free organ I am trying to get rid of... asked if I could deliver it 400 miles-ish...
The add even says I will not deliver it...
Worst part is they are the only message I got in the months it been up...
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This is the note you find in an Umbrella lab before you’re attacked by a zombie dog.
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity
x.com/palmerluckey/s…
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ICE just locked up the man who feeds 8,000 Bronx neighbors a month, at his own immigration hearing. Now his food pantry is shut.🤬
Aleksander Nilaj, an Albanian immigrant who founded the Open Hand food pantry in the Bronx in 2012, showed up for his immigration hearing at 26 Federal Plaza in Manhattan. ICE agents detained him instead. He is now held at Delaney Hall, a detention center in Newark, New Jersey. bit.ly/4i8Uqse
