@martinication

just another libra

Joined October 2010
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Nia 🌸@Niawins_Oct 26
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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dudermane@612jackOct 25
this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Met4Cast - UK Weather
@Met4CastUKOct 25
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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GC@shhyesimanxdeOct 21
Buong
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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This was a joke but I decided to do it (all in good fun)
José María Luna@JoseMLunaOct 18
Ranking the open relationship rules from different couples I know from “perfectly healthy” to “they need to break up right now”
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ranz.@banterVeilOct 18
yes i have a dirty mind but in my defense have you seen you
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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HARLOW!!@rawrzbfOct 14
when a man wears glasses it’s like ok so u wanna be fucked in the ass
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犬好きな人からすると、例えば小さな点が3つあれば、それはもう犬
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You think witchcraft isn’t real until someone you know asks for permission to enter your house.
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best bathrooms have disco balls in them!
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mr. big
Robin 🐛@Undue_RiskOct 10
I just don’t care about Carrie I’m sorry
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 9
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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conor@conor_brnOct 5
One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat
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