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Daily Mail darling. Comedy writer by day, comedy watcher by night. Probably more of a medical drama guy by morning.

Australia
Joined December 2009
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“Just when we’d managed to get the image of that whiny little orange-faced, self-obsessed, bury-your-wife-on-a-golf-course-to-get-a-tax-concession, neo-Nazi fuckface out of our lives, here he is again” theshovel.com.au/2024/11/06/…
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Thank you @jonstewart
Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow
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Well, there's good news this week from strife-torn Ireland, where a historic peace agreement has just been signed. Gee. I wonder if anyone will celebrate by drinking?
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Musk looks like he’s hanging on the wall in Trump’s basement sex dungeon
I am so glad the old partisan owners of Twitter are gone and we have this new politically neutral one now
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“She’s seeing this new guy, I mean, I’m glad she’s happy, but…I miss her.” “Have you tried journaling?”
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#RIP dad 💔
James Earl Jones, the prolific film, TV and theater actor whose resonant, unmistakable baritone was most widely known as the voice of “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader, died Monday. He was 93. bit.ly/3TkCdw4
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From @davpope in Canberra Times
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The Brazilian teenager suing Michael Jackson for running him over with his van displayed his scars for a photographer this week. Jackson said through a spokesman that the suit was baseless, but he'd like to see more photos.
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Replying to @BlackManBoating
Yeah. She sucked… bad.
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Idolizing Trump is like believing the stripper really likes you
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Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese
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I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
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Nostalgia Week: Grahame Bond, the man behind Aunty Jack. wp.me/p1Dcly-2jZV
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Re Tenacious D ( short for defence), the greatest tragedy is Jack Black dumping his long time comedy partner to preserve his Dreamworks voice acting career. It was a bad improvised joke (that people laughed at). It seems Jack’s “D” is not very tenacious after all. Not very rock.
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Hey Kyle Gass, if you wanna finish the shows, I know about 5 people who can already recite every single Tenacious D lyric and a couple of them even look a bit like Jack Black.
Jack Black says "no longer appropriate to continue" Tenacious D's Australia tour after band mate Kyle Gass' comments about Donald Trump on-stage at Sydney concert - statement via Instagram: theguardian.com/australia-ne…
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The intent behind this is noble and one I encourage, but the point being made here is just wrong. TV, like a great film or book, can transform a life. For example, Jane Austen wrote obsessively about reading. It was a critical part of her day. TV is not a lesser art form.
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
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PLO leader Yasser Arafat announced this week that his wife is pregnant. The happy couple said they really don't care if the child is a boy or girl, just as long as it hates Jews.
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Today we not only lost John Blackman but also Dickie Knee. And his cousin Dennis Elbow.
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