@mattthomas

Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole.

 Seattle/Iowa City
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If they do this, it would be funny if Cardi B somehow got a press pass and showed up to ask a question.
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Gen Z not getting driver’s licenses and cars getting too expensive so dealing with traffic is getting repackaged as a virtual play experience.
Chel
@ChelUs0Oct 25
This is arguably the best GTA 6 leak, and I really like it - after all, you’ll be spending 60% of your time traveling around.

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The Al Gore presidency we were robbed of.
derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 25
next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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Actually, you’re expected to clean a nearby Airbnb once a month, just as part of your regular routine, even if you don’t use Airbnb AT ALL. You should have been sent a little bucket with cleaning supplies, instructions, and a local coupon book—Airbnb’s way of saying “thank you.”
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Are these samples really what passes for conversation these days?
jack
@jackOct 23
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Ari Drennen
@AriDrennenOct 21
There’s a new backlash forming: parents mad at Republicans for exposing their kids to the concept of transitioning through constant advertising
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“New World screwworm”
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 22
BREAKING: The US Department of Agriculture said it has ⁠confirmed the ⁠first detection ​of the flesh-eating parasite, the New World screwworm, in US wildlife in Texas.
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💫@QUEERBALLEROct 21
they really weren’t lying
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Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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John Attridge@John_AttridgeOct 19
The author is dead! (Crowd cheers) But the author function lives on (crowd boos) Rather than attributing the text to a single origin point, we as critics must map the complex web of institutions and power relations that constitute "authorship" (crowd yawns, disperses)
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Big dad “I guess I’ll have to do it myself” energy.
Complex
@ComplexOct 20
Jay-Z has reportedly picked himself to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. According to Puck News, multiple sources say Jay-Z will perform at Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles. [📸: GETTY ]
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Oct 19
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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Digger
@diggerthemovieOct 19
Perception is reality.
chickadee inc.@ChickadeIncOct 18
Told my mom digger made 2 billion dollars at the box office to trick her into watching it
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Ray Bradbury, “The Naming of Names” (1949)
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 19
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 19
BREAKING: The Trump administration is establishing a case-by-case review process to allow private investors to buy and refurbish sanctioned "shadow fleet" tankers so they can legally transport non-sanctioned oil, per Reuters
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people who liked digger: guillermo del toro, jane fonda, neil young, ronan farrow, my mom, anne hathaway, mandy patinkin people who didn’t like digger: that one guy you kinda hate choose your side wisely.
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