only became a Real Lawyer so I could be a literal Rules Lawyer for D&D

Joined January 2017
A great heist movie, but instead of coordinating the robbery of a bank it is coordinating the schedules of six adults to play Dungeons and Dragons. #DnD
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Finally beta tested the #Mewgenics breeding mechanics IRL with @Yamcans Stacked Stimulation to get all 7s for stats, kept the inbreeding coefficient at 0%, and pushed Mutation hoping for Extra Head. RNG’d the standard number of heads, but good enough rolls to not send to Tink
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tarring and feathering fixes this
The UK is not a free country
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Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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it’s easy to hate insurance companies, but do you have the courage to hate doctors
Nobody really wants to talk about the health providers but … it’s a problem
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There’s gotta be some Big University(tm) conspiracy theories, right?
Cambridge is no longer planning to investigate Jason Arday’s academic record or the university’s decision to hire or cover for him. Instead, the investigation will focus on “his welfare, his care, his well-being” and “whether the school offered him sufficient support amid accusations that he plagiarized.”
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“heh, I notice no one is willing to bite the bullet on saying you should prioritize your family over strangers” ammunition store: sold out due to demand
I notice none of Nikole Hannah-Jones' critics try to answer to the basic question she wrestled with, which is: Why should my daughter get to go to a better school than other people's kids just because I work for the New York Times?
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reminds me of how i literally didn’t make it to the NFL only because my 40 time wasn’t good enough due to my large penis (which is also very good at sex)
Wait wait wait — so apparently being labeled "gifted" as a kid and coasting through school on pure raw pattern recognition, only for your brain to completely hit a brick wall the second life required actual executive function that’s actually a high-IQ ADHD thing?? Yes.
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sounds like a very dumb overplay!
Y'all do realize this is hilarious right? They want us to revolt. They are doing the exact same thing to America that America tried to do to them.
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Matty Deetz retweeted
We’re all set up at @ikelib for Comicfest 2026! 📚 We have Ghostbusters and Minnie Mouse and much more for the kiddos! ✨ 10am - 4pm - stop on by! 👋 #libraryevent #comicfest2026
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Matty Deetz retweeted
💀 💀 💀 SKULLTOBER 2026 - "FOR THE SKULLZ" starts OCT 1 💀 💀 💀 We have a prompt list up now for those who want to prepare early! ✍️ Have a blast, and remember to tag #ForTheSkullz or #Skullztober2026, so I can find & share your pieces! #Skulltober2026 #DailyDrawingChallenge
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what is a squeeze but a hug persisting?
We should all be worried about "dynamic pricing." That's when companies change their prices in real time. If it's hot out, the cost of ice cream could go up. If it's cold, tea bags could go up. It's a way for giant companies to squeeze you even more.
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✨ @hasanthehun's message to @TheDemocrats: "I know we don't always see eye to eye on a lot of stuff, but you have to literally, at some point, I know you don't want to do this, defend me. Not because you love what I have to say, not because I'm part of this coalition, even though I am, whether you like it or not, but you are going to inevitably have to say, 'this is a ridiculous that we're having because the real conversation Republicans don't want to have is the cost of living crisis.' That requires you to basically to take the L a little bit and maybe be a bit more honest about how I'm not this dangerous, toxic radical force."
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"for whom young girls can root" -- begging and pleading motherfuckers to end sentences in preposition rather than do stuff like this
So, the WNBA has a choice: it can be a female basketball league with stars for whom young girls can root. Or it can be a militantly LGBTQ+-/ league predominantly filled with annoying and obnoxious and entitled players, none of whom would be able to take a decent public school varsity 14-year-old boy one-on-one. Their choice. Plus, Fauci takes the Fifth, the latest on Iran, and why a country song is burning up the charts. open.spotify.com/episode/6PK…
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it is even worse than this -- a minimum wage worker in 1969 effectively made more than 1.5x the GDP of Alberta
BREAKING: New study finds that a minimum-wage worker in 1971 had a lifestyle affordability similar to someone making $100K today.
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There was no "new study" and the article is AI generated slop: pangram.com/history/66f624…
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such a terribly racist & sexist mandate for someone who wants to hold public office. sad.
Black women have to work an extra 7 months to earn what white men earn in a year. Equal work deserves equal pay. #BlackWomensEqualPayDay
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The gender pay gap exists only when job comparisons are not equal (uncontrolled). When data is controlled by factors such as job title, experience, education, industry, job level and hours worked, women's earnings are almost equal to men; $.99 for every $1.00 men make. payscale.com/research-and-i… forbes.com/advisor/busine… pewresearch.org/social-trends/… usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
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the united states the most evil country in world history and on the 250th anniversary of its founding, there are no words to truly encompass the extent of the violence that this white supremacist imperialist settler colony has unleashed internally and on the world stage
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deporting john oliver has consistently been one of my more right-coded beliefs since 2006
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impeachment. now.
Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬
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Matty Deetz retweeted
Okay here's my argument for exactly how I think the "AI uses a bottle of water" statistic looks like it was miscalculated. It's a little in the weeds. Link below
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Fucking gross that this post has lots of likes when it’s purposely understating the effect - the data center is literally putting the sun on Utah; it’s going to destroy the fucking world shaking my smh
At this point it’s obvious the billionaires are trying to kill us. What do you mean the new AI data center in Utah will raise the state’s nightly temperature by 20+ degrees???
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Misleading. The “20+ degree” figure wasn’t a statewide forecast for Utah. It was a localized estimate from Utah State University physicist for nighttime heat buildup near the proposed Box Elder hyperscale data center project during inversion conditions. ksl.com/article/514942… sltrib.com/news/environme…
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