@maustyn

Semi-journalist in Bangkok. Awfully clever, with devilish good looks. Opinions are my own, or stolen from others.

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So I had Chat GPT make a version of the #bayeuxtapestry telling the ‘story’ of #davidfosterwallace’a #infinitejest. I have no idea why.
🤖 Made with AI
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I’ve enjoyed getting my points up on @TurkishAirlines. And the lounge at Istanbul is wonderful. But it’s a shame when rude baggage staff at @igairport ruin the experience. They took all our baby’s food, leaving her hungry and screaming. Despite this on their site
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One of the offending pouches, returned after 40 mins of insistence. Excuses included: it’s over 120cl. She doesn’t need 4 of them. It’s adult food. It’s fruit juice. You didn’t tell us it was baby food. You agreed to us taking it. Maybe just learn your own rules and admit error?
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Every British PM as told by The Inbetweeners
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Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILEApr 8
Oh my God
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The community note!!
Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethMar 21
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is from 2026-01-15, before Operation Epic Fury commenced on 2026-02-28. tiktok.com/@bull52772/vid… centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RE… The uniformed individual in the video, Sgt. Maj. Bull, was relieved of duty from the U.S. Marine Corps in 2021 after trespassing a subordinate's home and conducting an unauthorized search. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-co…
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Natasha Turak
@NatashaTurakMar 2
I love the Ramadan cannon but I really do think now might be a good time to put a pause on it here…
مضحي عبدالله العتيبي
@modhi_aloMar 2
ههههههه *المفروض يوقفون مدفع رمضان هاليومين مو كل الناس تفهم* 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The commentary in the background is so gloriously middle-class British.
London & UK Street News
@CrimeLdnJan 31
A jewellery robbery in Richmond London this morning ( ahcomeridewithme )
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Assal Rad
@AssalRad26 Aug 2025
Turns out this is literally true.
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Funniest food review ever. 😂
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Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made thousands start smoking
boto
@TsarinaBomba23 Aug 2025
All nicotine products in Norway have to use the same standardized packaging
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Tashy McTashface@TashP35125 Aug 2025
Proof of delivery photo: 10/10.
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Goose is in NZ@MsShira509 Jul 2025
‏🇸🇴 ريفز
@Ar15Mvp7 Jul 2025
What’s the worst tweet y’all have seen?
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dave trott@davetrott17 Jun 2025
Your car does 45mpg but that's a bit boring. Is there a more powerful way of showing that?
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That's some hard-hitting nominative determinism right there!
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