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maxime garcia diaz

@maximegarc

poetry mfa '25 @iowawriterswksp • author of the network must be built (bezige bij 2025)

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2014
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I love my own tweets They're exactly the kind of tweets that I like to see
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365catshitgirl@catshitgirlNov 6
what if I flop? Oh girl what if you 5 likes
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maxime garcia diaz@maximegarc6 Nov 2025
high information non voter
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cyrus@echothoNov 5
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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Some years ago I said to someone that the democrats would not be on top again until a hot guy started talking about class. Then along came Zohran Mamdani
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Michael@micgrochowskiNov 5
Time to add the Democratic Socialist option @hinge
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I've lost all interest in the likes on this because I can no longer see each individual like accumulating. Crazy how attention span/dopamine works
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I am not a public universal friend like most people I am a private particular friend
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I'm so popular and cool-girl disaffected about it...
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Blue wave and my first tweet where the number was abbreviated!!!!!!!!
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Kind of sad how you can't see each individual like anymore though
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America did a really good job voting and I have a popular tweet. Life is good
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I want to be a flower that lives for 2 weeks in winter and thats all. The whole universe & all of time is in 2 weeks
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Wtf does rout mean. Pick a more common verb for this historic moment
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I had the tweet: "It is my goal in life to move towards having a desk in my bedroom" in drafts. Guess what? Before I could even tweet it I achieved it
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And that's okay, because it wasn't a very good tweet anyway
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I am not a public universal friend like most people I am a private particular friend
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Same except I don't go to work
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First thing I do in the morning is get on here and read tweets until my heart starts beating faster and faster and my hands start shaking and my breathing gets more rapid and shallow. Then I go to work
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While I am asleep my hair is growing and so are my nails and so is my credit score
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ravn@mfnravnOct 31
i do this shit for 0 likes and 3 unfollows idc
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Every day, breakfast lunch and dinner. And it just goes on and on
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Sorry to my followers that lately I have been tweeting about tweeting so much. I'm kind of a "meta" sort of person
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