max 🐜

i really hate to be one of those corny ass americans that call him gojira but....guys that's my friend and his name is gojira

john malkovich in wild horse nine has senior dog eyes and it is so viscerally effective. like i want to give him a cheeseburger and rub his belly.

target has the fucking heat

closing out cybergoria in the rain was the move because it genuinely felt like getting pelted with blood

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farewell circus peanut i'll see you in valhalla 🫡

those director glitch teases are so fucking cool I LOVE BEING A DORK

give it up for another halloween spent watching movies alone

the eighth wonder of the world, or something like that 🎃

lemme get uhhhhhhh

the disneyland holiday foodie guide is going to hit my timeline like crack in the 80s

so cybergoria is definitely winning house of the year right?

EXTREMELY RARE CENTRAL FLORIDA W

it's actually a dream come true that i'm at hhn wearing pants and a hoodie right now

my total at spirit halloween was $19 so the cashier said "you are now $19 away from halloween" and i instinctively said "yay!"

couples costume idea where we go as nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes