max 🐜

i really hate to be one of those corny ass americans that call him gojira but....guys that's my friend and his name is gojira

FAHHHHHH

target has the fucking heat

🫡

farewell circus peanut i'll see you in valhalla 🫡

give it up for another halloween spent watching movies alone

the eighth wonder of the world, or something like that 🎃

lemme get uhhhhhhh

my total at spirit halloween was $19 so the cashier said "you are now $19 away from halloween" and i instinctively said "yay!"

the moment a certain someone showed up in you can see everything and lowkey changed the trajectory of my life