@mbkar911

tamu former student. just a yappy happy gal. this is a pro-aviation account. f2t2ea. putting the bi in goodbye since 1999. she/her. true neutral. views my own.

 30kft up heading to your moms
Joined November 2019
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📚Thread of books that I am reading this year📚
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buxom and bald
@BitchassChickenOct 26
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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Listen, I have loved this trip, but I need a big back super sized uber deluxe cheeseburger from Whataburger and a grits bowl from Waffle House immediately upon landing in the US
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Crying in Rome because pregnancy is wrecking me hard today and i feel bad because it’s our honeymoon and i literally cannot stand up without my legs shaking or cramping
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Was not aware that the rumors of Polène having absolutely abhorrent CS were true
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All this baby wants to eat is mac and cheese from Pret with cholula… guess who doesn’t have either in paris right now
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Philip Reichert
@PhilipReichertOct 15
Apparently things are worse than we could imagine. From the teachers subreddit:
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Punished Racisto@neoconbuttplugOct 13
Our reptilian overlords are just rubbing our faces in it now.
Assistant Secretary Riley Barnes
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Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Jared Shult
@jared_shultOct 13
They couldn’t sell out TYLER TEXAS. Man they might be cooked
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 13
The crowd at JD Vance's rally in Tyler, Texas minutes out from the start of the program
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richard@richard_normalOct 13
the two thoughts that you must hold in your head: 1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today. 2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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This is why my fantasy points suck, huh?
Maggie Rogers@maggieerogersOct 7
Drake we do not have time for this
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“I will be you guys medic for this run; please let me know if you have any boo-boos— I have bandaids with Paw Patrol on them.”
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space age country girl@fckingmelodramaSep 29
“We all died in 2020 and this is hell” has never been truer
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mavsmarie
@mavsmarieSep 30
This is against everything the constitution stands for holy shit
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 30
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
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Teared up looking over at my sleeping husband, as I was reading, because I am just so happy and in love
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pey
@peydayreedSep 27
Don’t worry, it can’t be worse than 2019, when the entire student section would cheer when Braden Mann came out to punt bc everyone else on the team was terrible
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Bleacher Creature
@AgbleacherSep 27
A&M/Arkansas hate week is about to be so boring because neither team could hate each other more than we currently hate ourselves
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Cain 🤯@MCKCROSSSep 27
You gotta admire Marcel Reed. No scandals. No gimmicks. Just dogshit football. Pure.
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Do not eat the blazin’ knockout sauce at BWW
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On another note: v hot how fast my husband got home to me from work (safely, but quickly) because i was about two minutes away from passing out
flight school chaos@mbkar911Sep 22
Taking the skin off your knuckles damn near to the bone does not feel good, lemme tell ya🥲
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