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Michael Wheatley

@mbwheats
Joined October 2013
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>Meet a guy who says he's into math > i ask him his favorite number >It's a letter
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Nvidia just lost 180 billion in market cap. only wifeguys can be trusted with your capital. always remember.
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I would never cheat on my wife with a Chinese spy, because I'm loyal to my LPs.
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Nvidia down 4%, AMD up 10% Idiots. Propensity to cheat has a significant genetic component.
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I respect him for hodling. If anyone could have called the top and sold everything, it would be the living top signal that was Serenity.
Connor Bates (@ConnorJBates_) profile pictureConnor Bates
@ConnorJBates_Nov 7
I mean, we’re talking about an 85% drawdown here.
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They missed the whisper number..
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He's manually shovelling coal into the boiler every two minutes like a victorian orphan.
Michael Wheatley (@mbwheats) profile pictureMichael Wheatley
@mbwheatsSep 23
Lumberjack Simulator 3000
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I dont want to spoil the moment of revelation for him, but so far he's really not catching on to this whole automation thing.
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Twitter is discovering how much work is involved in drawing, animating, and coloring twelve pictures per second and they're having a hard time believing it.
Soup | vgen (comms closed) (@katsudonsoup) profile pictureSoup | vgen (comms closed)@katsudonsoupMar 19
Opening Animation Commissions again! 🎨 Info in replies👇
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First it came for the artists, and I said nothing because I'm bad at drawing. Then it came for the mathematicians, and I said nothing because I'm bad at math. luckily I have no skills, tbh.
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Warrantless search that gives you cancer. ACAB. All Capes Are Bastards.
Rob O’Loki (@roboloki) profile pictureRob O’Loki@robolokiOct 9
Replying to @mbwheats @thinkingshivers
why do you hate x-ray vision and superman?
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Inside my portfolio there are two wolves. One is $WULF, I think it has something to do with AI data centers. The other is $WOLF, I think it also has something to do with AI data centers.
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Voter suppression
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Luckily I'm an anglo so I can't read any of that
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They're the same picture
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Galahad@GalahadCapitalOct 5
Forget insider buying. The real bullish signal is the CEO moving his family to Cyprus.
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Amazing Shane hates Tarek so much, given that he's a billionaire primarily thanks to Tarek. Kalshi did the regulatory strategy, executed on the product, and Polymarket is worth 11 figures because "if Coke is worth 40B surely Pepsi is worth at least 20?"
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A lesbian who uses "he/him" might facially sound absurd but nobody's making fun of that part of the article. If Left and Right can agree on one thing it's that trans men are definitely allowed to identify as lesbians.
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