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Southern boy on the Left Coast. Unix Mechanic and InfoSec inquirer professionally. Proud father of the prettiest and smartest girl in the world. F1 fan.

San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2007
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The accent makes everything better!
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You want people radicalized? This is how people get radicalized.
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Become ungovernable.
A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is in a dispute with a much taller apartment building next door So they decided to use their artistic skills to get back at them They painted a mural on their roof filled with d**ks for everyone in the apartments to see
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You may think you're cool, but you'll never be as cool as Herbie Hancock playing his Fairlight CMI on Sesame Street in 1983.
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Wrote about the great new @styrofoamwinos album, 'Real Time,' out now on @sophomorelounge, for @aquadrunkard. The Nashville trio finds divinity in the mundane on an album populated with signs and wonders and winos, galore ... aquariumdrunkard.com/2024/10…
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The first-ever Coachella kicked off 25 years ago today.
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No joke: if Project 2025 defunds @NOAA in the next administration, this might be your best "get the fsck out" information that's freely available. I'm know for a fact that @WaffleHouse is working with pros and won't be subject only to the propaganda.
Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe. **Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.
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Every other school should commission Cal students to do their gameday signs. These are top-tier.
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As of 12:30am PST I have located the Box and successfully executed a Rickroll Injection Attack on the target system. Out of respect for the artist I will not be revealing the Box's location, but for any veteran Mission resident only a couple obvious locations exist.
I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter
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I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter
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Kris Kristofferson was a Dude’s DUDE- Rhodes Scholar. Army Ranger, who resigned his commission as a Captain in protest. Chopper pilot. Singer. Lyricist. Academy Award winning Songwriter. Talented Actor. Raconteur. Legend. CoolAF. Rest In Power.
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I’ve met so many people who “hated history” in school because it was taught to them as a list of battle dates, but fell in love with it as adults when they read a witty, well-written historical biography. History is not a list of dates; it’s about people.
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You know what’s even better? Trees.
Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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Betty Reid Soskin was the oldest ranger in the National Park Service until she retired 2 years ago at age 100. Today, she turns 103 years young. As a U.S. park ranger, she cemented the Black wartime experience into history @RosieRiveterNPS. Happy birthday, Betty! 📷: NPS
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It’s September 21st so you already know
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Roy Cooper saved an entire state when he decided to not be VP. He knew.
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Watched every episode of the Amazing Race.
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Dear @Ticketmaster really going to suspend my account saying I’m a bot because I used cellular data and no way to get my account looked at? Kafkaesque. CS advice was to use a different device and new email address. Violating your ToS
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