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@meecroscope

she/her, 30s, cracking some boys open with the cold one

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Joined December 2020
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nora barnacle, perhaps the best name any person has ever had
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em ✶ COMMS OPEN@lesbiemFeb 28
Silence
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pablo dickasso@chicocloudyNov 11
crab chain is cold as hell
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@ComplexNov 11
Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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mary@elaine_stritchNov 11
*to the tune of Hot To Go* V-A-L-J-E-A-N, he won’t steal that bread again
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the heart@Fredward3948576Nov 11
The exact details of how I’m being killed are unclear but I’m definitely being killed
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El Caganer@BrassicEyeReduxNov 10
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mrs. jackpots (@titleposting) profile picturemrs. jackpots@titlepostingNov 10
Saw The Devils restoration in theatres last night and when this scene happened the guy behind me blurted out “Homer Simpson”
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magnolia iv@nedstcnnisNov 9
ok i pull up
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Club Crozier@RoisinRadioNov 10
Dr Stanley
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I'm perfectly happy with a You've Got Mail reboot. why not make it a period piece? perhaps set in prewar Hungary at a leather goods shop
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em ✶ COMMS OPEN@lesbiemJun 29
Dr Stanley comm for @RoisinRadio
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Zach@mediocremightNov 9
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@PolymarketNov 9
JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be “good friends” if it weren't for politics.
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Vera Fodor@RFrevereaNov 9
marriage is so scary because what if she doesn't like the floor plan
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skitlee@jeillzzNov 9
Francis and James’ glove 😭 (you can’t convince me that he didn’t bury James with one of his own gloves as well, so they’d match)
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★ 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★ (@blessing_lnz) profile picture★ 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★
@blessing_lnzNov 8
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ukecident@ukecidentNov 9
Huzz sent me this
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matt@polaresqueNov 9
these penguin drawings by deb in his diary….. I’m crying
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tobias menzies daily@tmenzdailyNov 9
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y'allternative@wyverningNov 8
*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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worm girl@witchbabyyNov 8
someone should cast austin butler to play an evil little freak again.
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celebrimbor let’s do some critical thinking sweetie
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a dumb little costume and a silly little party, that's all you need to fix a situation
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