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MK SQUADRON | He/Him | Triad | NCSTATE | Kirby :D | Banner by @TriadEnjoyer | PFP by @_Peytonmoore

Triad, NC
Joined April 2021
I’m ecstatic to announce that I’m a member of the MK Squadron now! Looking forward to the future with them!
Today we give a warm welcome to the first player for The MK Squadron @mess_upb! Big things are to come for this wonderful organization!
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JEFFERY SIMMONS IS A CHICAGO BEAR 🐻⬇️

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TRADE: Titans trading DT Jeffery Simmons to Bears. (via @AdamSchefter, @RapSheet)
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tribe called ques
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The sea is calling!🌊 Our Zircons are gearing up for the dive to Lost City, hosted by @Cuse_Esports. Watch them live from Nassau, November 5-8th as they fight for the championship crown. Are you ready for the adventure? Drop a 🔱 below! #LostCity2026
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LUTHER BURDEN III IS A PROBLEM.
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Something truly beautiful about watching Ben Johnson ultra-woke communist play designs vs Mike Vrabel’s alt right nationalist defense
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achilles injuries are truly washed now, everybody playing just like how they did pre-injury😭
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I got two words for you: Nickeil Alexander-Walker. Must-see TV.
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We need a "Lebronto" name for what Jayson Tatum has done to the 76ers My favorites: - Jaydelphia - Tatudelphia - JayPhilly
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Wemby is shooting National Rubber Ducky Day 😭
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hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters). It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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The Packers offense is just 1 yard run -1 yard run 20 yard pass to the most open receiver you’ve ever seen in your life
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The way racist old white dudes feel about Black QBs is how I feel when I watch Bo Nix
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Gross
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Checking fantasy team 10 times a day
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This sequence from Nickeil Alexander-Walker was ABSURD. 🤯 360 pass turns into a 3PM from NAW.
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Bro I'm crying
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