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A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never

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Joined June 2014
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You'll have static for eyes too.
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“Welcome, Jonathan, to my humble abode Webuyanycardotcom. It’s a well-known Magyar phrase.”
98% of Dracula is completely resonant with modern horror readers, but two pieces of Victoriana that get lost in translation are Jonathan’s shock and revulsion upon realizing that the Count does his own chores, and Dracula’s castle having the exact same name as a used car website
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Mojang after realizing they accidentally published an update people actually wanted
It looks as though mojang has rolled out a hot fix to prevent non legacy owners from being able to access the PS4 edition. Sad news!
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UPDATE: Reddit down 30% in one day
Reddit is getting rid of logged out browsing. They want to require everyone to be logged in to access the site. They’re claiming it’s to protect against scraping which is hilarious because the site has already been scraped. End of an era. No more googling “question + Reddit”
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My favourite part about Windsor castle is how they have a wide range of restaurants in the immediate vicinity so that any besieging army need never worry about getting bored with the food.
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Something to keep in mind is that Lucas's original idea for Star Wars was something more like Dark Crystal than what it became
George Lucas Star Wars aliens Vs. Disney “Star Wars” aliens
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“Why won’t you run your business at a loss?” cries the economically illiterate MP
“Why are Poundland’s owners risking thousands of jobs and yet more empty shopfronts on our high streets when there is reportedly a credible offer to buy the business as a going concern? Three directors brought in as restructuring experts have resigned after just two weeks. There are now reports that the owners are seeking full repayment of a £30 million shareholder loan acquired as part of the £1 deal to buy the company less than 18 months ago, on the promise of a turnaround. “This raises serious questions about whether the restructuring is being pursued in good faith. We need an urgent investigation while there is still time to protect jobs and save stores. “Accountability must come before the damage is done, not after workers have lost their livelihoods and the shutters have come down.”
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It's pretty wild how every company wants me to do 2FA and strong passwords and passkeys and step my parents through how to do it and then my info just gets stolen from some major hack that has nothing to do with any of those things.
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death's taking anybody but that fat orange fuck and his genocidal best friend
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The benefits of abundant intelligence will accrue far outside of San Fransisco. Spent the last year writing about capital, sovereignty, and the coming reordering of economic power. THE COMMANDING HEIGHTS Commanding-Heights.com
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rip to Patrick Stewart, one of the absolute best to ever do it
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openai naming their newest model after a dying star thats exhausted 99% of its energy and will soon implode
Our internal tracker picked this one up yesterday!
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Replying to @Otakitkatku
they'll just show a single, slightly singed contract in a filing cabinet that says "Peter Parker" or something because they're spineless hacks.
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Bruh there goes actual helpful google searches
Reddit will soon start requiring users to log-in to access the platform, CEO Steve Huffman says.
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Temporarily
📢 City Thameslink will temporarily close from 17 May to late December 2027 while all 10 escalators at the station are replaced. When it reopens, customers will benefit from modern, more reliable escalators. ℹ️ More information, including travel advice 👇 thameslinkrailway.com/servic…
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Only in Britain could a massive station (over 7.5 million passengers a year) be closed for half a year over escalator repairs. We are NOT a serious country.
📢 City Thameslink will temporarily close from 17 May to late December 2027 while all 10 escalators at the station are replaced. When it reopens, customers will benefit from modern, more reliable escalators. ℹ️ More information, including travel advice 👇 thameslinkrailway.com/servic…
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Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me Therapist: I will cure you Pig: Oh no
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Only real lore enthusiasts know that Mr Pig actually outranks Dr Pepper and Dr Perky as he is an experienced surgeon
fucked up in the crib sippin mr pig
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The third, bought to replace the brightest one when he died, was somewhere inbetween and HU’s mother later had two girl piggies who had a similar dynamic but closer to the median
I am unsure if any studies have been done on guinea pig intelligence. HU had several guinea pigs as a nipper, and of his first two, who were siblings, one felt genuinely like 'that's a person in there' and the other was adorable but, essentially, a potato
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