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Matt

@mhack

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Joined August 2008
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Arriving into Manhattan at Grand Central vs. arriving into Manhattan at Penn Station
Alex (@chorizanthe) profile pictureAlex@chorizanthe10h
Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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Do not come into the replies talking about Grand Central Madison, you’re scaring the hoes
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Mashallah 🙏
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Just bought this same model two weeks ago, EGO Power+ 880 CFM. Hell of an electric leaf blower, strongly recommended.
All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) profile pictureAll Elite Wrestling
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A LEAF BLOWER?! @rainmakerxokada wants NO part of those thumbtacks! :😭💀 Watch #AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts LIVE on TBS & HBO Max!
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Flying under the radar because I took two days off for Ocarina of Time like a real man.
MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) profile pictureMarketWatch
@MarketWatchOct 31
Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t want to wait’ anymore trib.al/kGIfHoK
Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t...

Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t...

After waiting 13 years for this game, almost one-fifth of workers plan to take the day off to play ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ when it drops on Nov. 19

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“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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when ur drinking a white monster but you realize ur drinking a white monster on stolen land & that makes u the white monster
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The cool thing I’ve learned today while trying to find someone to cremate a cat on a Saturday is that every small business has an AI bot to take calls. Really cool and normal experience.
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Not exaggerating when I say that if the funeral home had this set up when my dad died, I definitely would’ve cancelled the contract we had and there’s at least a 50% chance I would’ve burned the funeral home down.
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FING DING
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Wow.
Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) profile pictureSimon Kuestenmacher
@simongerman600Oct 30
Even if you don’t care for baseball one bit, this flow chart is super funny!
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Between this and Obama’s awful Cheesecake Factory routine, rough week for comedy writers working for the DNC.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 30
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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John Ternus (@johnternus) profile pictureJohn Ternus
@johnternusOct 28
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Between boyfriend mode for photos and the MLB app, the iPhone Duo is the most powerful thing you could possibly have at a wedding this weekend.
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Hello.
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hate to see a larper.
Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB) profile pictureUnderdog MLB
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Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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Lv. 99 final boss of Litchfield County
trappy 🍗🥧🍁 (@c1nnamonbunny) profile picturetrappy 🍗🥧🍁@c1nnamonbunnyOct 21
Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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Willing to accept one Beatles movie if we can get four versions of You Can See Everything where they allow each of the four main characters to cut their own version of the narrative from the same pool of footage.
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We’re in.
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Happy Spirit Halloween 🎃
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