@michaeljgartner

dad. data guy. a man of the trees.

 United States
Joined April 2014
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$EWZ crashing 27% pre-market
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Those were the days.
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Igor Os
@igor_os777Oct 24
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10/10 response from the owner.👏
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Josh
@joshmandersOct 23
It's okay PHP, I'm insecure too.
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trap dad
@dude_gangOct 24
vacuuming my lawn
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As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed. The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers. Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.
e2 cyrene@dannifersbodyOct 22
No one in nyc walks fast anymore FUCK
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A 2019 Dunedin study reports moderate correlation (β=0.38) between midlife IQ and gait speed with ~16-point mean quintile difference. "Essentially zero outliers" does not match this association's strength. jamanetwork.com/journals/jaman…
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It is hilarious that super intelligence costs the same as Netflix
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Kingdom come
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This is what a bullish -2% decline looks like lol
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I don’t wanna work… I wanna drink 100 beers and drive as fast as I can
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Me after patching my servers for the php2shell exploit.
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Not being responsible for any PHP software
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I would pay an unreasonable amount of money for one more Friday night playing GoldenEye on the N64 with the exact same friends I played with in 1998
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"I just wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you." — Succession, HBO
The Cinéprism
@TheCineprismOct 21
What's the saddest line in fiction?
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Rachel
@tolstoybbOct 21
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.
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Neet
@neet_solOct 21
the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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I think that the affordability crisis is linked to insurance. Look at car, home and health. The absurdity of paying money for things that you rarely use at those percentages is astounding.
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Id rather kill myself than look or act or be like this guy and i think tech people dont understand that
Jeremy Judkins
@jeremyjudkins_Oct 18
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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I think we are in a slow motion financial collapse, hard to see, not like 2008 mkt that got hit overnight, this is a slow death, and carefully orchestrated not to be an overnight collapse. Jmo
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