@michaelo2016

I tried to not be a dork once, that didn’t work out too well. out of circulation. Adopt a shelter pet!!

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Joined April 2016
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Being a man is by birth and time, being a gentleman is a choice.
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Timeless architecture + pm gm
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Self aware enough to know better. A long history of doing it anyway.
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Saturday morning in the fall: Housecleaning Laundry College football pregame shows
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Them: Weren’t you just at Disneyworld last month? Me: First of all, lower your unmagical voice
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𝐿@Lipgloss_314h
Always in appreciation of the one-offs.
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Sophie2078
@Sophie2078Oct 23
You can start over without announcing it to anyone.
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cc@jolliceciSep 14
checking my Amex for fraud like hmmm no, I definitely ate all of this 🤣
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cc@jolliceciSep 26
work is the only place where people call me by my legal name, so I freak out a little when someone addresses me by it in public 😂 it was a co-worker who didn’t really want to talk, just said hi 😅
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cc@jolliceciOct 24
Well, all that's no good. You see, 'cause none of those options get me you. #TheNotebook
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Cali@calidaysayOct 20
My weekends need weekends.
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Here's to anxiety, because these dumb ass posts don't write themselves folks.
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There are decisions in life that once done, there's no turning back.
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500 years from now nobody will know the difference. Shoot your shot.
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I wonder when I forgot that I could enjoy things without being really good at them
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Duplicity looks exhausting
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Walk things. 🌅
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Dear diary, today the blanket made a sudden move. Of course, I acted accordingly. Full claws - no mercy. The human said it was his foot. Sure human, sure it was.
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If someone tells you they need space just think of why you delete stuff in your phone. It’s because you need to make room and get rid of things that aren’t important to you.
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Doctor: Any recent sexual activity? Me: Don’t I wish Doctor: A simple no would have sufficed.
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