Together, we can steer this ship straight into a lighthouse.
Tampa, FL
Joined November 2011
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
Boring, terrible: "Break up into your lab groups and work on your assignment."
Engaging, fun: "Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues." – at Temple Terrace, FL
Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign!
Boba and I are Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl for Halloween this year. Bo Bob did not give it 4 stars. The Drive-In will never die! @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam
Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
Called strike 3. The ruined slugger has failed to bring honor to his family. He hears a ringing in his ears, a metallic taste fills his mouth. He falls to his knees, coughing up blood before he collapses. With his last breath, he looks up at the sky and whispers “I’m sorry, God”
Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is
google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982
